100 Best Pitches for A Campaign Contribution

[CarlSheeler4U]

100. Hey mister (sister) do you want to own part of an Impeach Bush billboard sign?
99. If you, your family, friends, neighbors and coworkers contribute then I don't have to call Jack Abramoff.
98. I pissed off all the elites with my raise taxes on millionaires platform, so can you spare some funds?
97. Well you said "of, for and by the people", so grassroots means pass the plate.
96. Do you really want to pay more in property taxes and reduce your take home pay with this administration?

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/2/19/1730/42036

Carl
Sheeler for US Senate
592 Hopkins Hill Road
West Greenwich, RI 02817
www.carlsheeler.com
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Be a patriot and pass the BE PATRIOTIC IMPEACH BUSH bulletin board link to every person you know and every blog you can and ask the same from them, too.

[John Q. Citizen]

1. As a former professional door to door (field) canvasser,

I can only tell you the five basic skills of field canvassing.

1. Eye Contact
2. Clip board control
3. Keep it short and simple
4. Ask for a specific amount of money
5. Ask for it in the form of a check or charge.

[CarlSheeler4U]

4. $110 in check, because we can't wait until 2008. Sheeler

[Catchawave]

2. "Had enough? Support a Democrat"

A variation of my favorite 2006 battle cry "Had enough? Vote Democratic."

[CarlSheeler4U]

3. Seems like it could be settling...

... Ready for the better choice?