How can I respond to this freepy e-mail?

[southpaw]

This was sent to me by a 'friend'... no text, just the pic you see below.





I have been trying to think of an appropriate response. Any suggestions?

[ingac70]

1. Ask him who he'd rather run our ports.........

:evilgrin:

[4morewars]

2. Shoot him in the face !

duh

[ThoughtCriminal]

3. So, they won't mind if we keep bringing it up

for the next 35 years?

[meegbear]

4. I wish you'd go hunting with Dick Cheney

[wryter2000]

12. Ding, ding, ding!

We have a winner.

[FSogol]

5. Would a baseball bat to the window be considered inappropriate?

Would he rather hunt with Cheney that drive with Laura Bush?
Would he rather hunt with Cheney than get sent to an unnecessary war started by Bush/Cheney?

[southpaw]

6. I like those...

I may turn my response into a sort of list.

[deutsey]

7. Excellent responses (well, I'd refrain from the baseball bat...)

The last one in particular is the best, IMO. :thumbsup:

[MrBenchley]

8. Say innocently

"Hard to believe how stupid and dishonest right wingers can be, isn't it?"

[liberal N proud]

9. Flip it, I would rather ride with Ted Kennedy because I can swim

but ducking gun shot is a little harder.

[Minnesota Libra]

10. How about this.....

....Then volunteer for The Army and you can hunt for all the money Cheney and Bush stole from the American taxpayer and sent to capture Iraqi oil fields.

Or.....
Good then help Cheney hunt for a way to switch all those Iraqi oil euros back into dollars so we can bring our young people home.

[wryter2000]

13. Welcome to DU

:hi:

[Minnesota Libra]

39. wryter2000 - THANK YOU for....

....the very warm welcome. I already love it here!!!!! :bounce:

[Libby2]

11. I'd tell him, to have at it.

[ThoughtCriminal]

14. I'd rather do both

than be a Republican

[CottonBear]

15. Oh lord. That has been making the RW e-mail rounds. n/t

[datadiva]

16. I got it too

But only the text in an email. I deleted it. I would have responded but the person who sent it to me is a Democrat and was only sending it to alert me. That looks like a SUV by the way. Go figure. :eyes:

[MrPrax]

17. Here's one...

Much Rather Have a House Built by the Carters, than a Mortgage from Bank run by the Bushes.

[RufusEarl]

18. This appears to be on the rear window of a black SUV hum!!

[southpaw]

22. Get this...

I saw a "W STILL the President" sticker on a Honda Prius the other day.

My wife and I were both shocked beyond words.

Shit like this belongs on the ass-end of a gas-guzzling behemoth!

[RufusEarl]

25. Perhaps it was a used car, and the original owner,

put the sticker on the Prius and then took the car back. I would like to believe that that most smart people don't support Bu$h.

[eek]

19. I'd rather forgive Bill about the bj

than buy a used car fom george

[JohnnyRingo]

20. I had a wing nut friend tell me that stale joke a couple days ago

I replied:
"I know, stupid people just wont let this story go, they just keep at and keep at it, even though it doesn't matter anymore and there isn't anything to it."..."For over forty goddam years."

[NativeTexan]

21. I'd rather BUSH hunt with Cheney!!

Two rich elitests trying to keep from killing each other!

[Frances]

23. OR Laura Bush

Laura Bush's ex-boyfriend is just as dead as Mary Jo. And Laura was at least as much at fault as Ted Kennedy.

[southpaw]

24. Right!

This is Cheney's Chappaquiddick, after all.

We should be just as slow to forget as they have been!

[Tom Rinaldo]

26. Easy. I gave this one before

"I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney wearing his govenment issued body armor than the crap he sent to our troops".

[southpaw]

27. BAM!

I like it!!!

[BOSSHOG]

28. "DRIVE WITH?" Is that right wing English?

And why would you be afraid if you were doing the driving? And you obviously must be poor white trash because cheney only shoots texas millionaires.

[southpaw]

29. Good eye, BOSSHOG!

Love the sig line, btw.

[pk_du]

30. I'd rather drive with Kennedy than dump Laura Bush n/t

[Catchawave]

31. "I'd rather not ride or hunt with drunks."

As I recall Kennedy waited to sober up too ?

[Not Me]

32. So help me out...what's the other graphic on the window?

I have seen a couple of them, mostly on pickup trucks here in Orlando.

[southpaw]

33. The deer head is the Browning logo.

Browning makes lots of outdoor gear, and are well known for their shotguns...

appropriate, is it not?

[Divernan]

34. Buck deer, with antlers.

Indicating the SUV owner is a hunter.

[Not Me]

37. Thanks, I never would have gotten it.

Since I find the whole gun/hunting thing unappealing.

[Not Me]

38. Thanks, I never would have gotten it.

Since I find the whole gun/hunting thing unappealing.

[sinkingfeeling]

35. "I'd rather ride with any Democrat than march with Fascists"

[zulchzulu]

36. I bet he'd actually NOT rather hunt with Cheney...

Since Cheney appears to not really understand the hunting rules, I'd bet he would actually not want to go hunting with the asshole.

Why anyone would want to hang out with Cheney is beyond my comprehension...

[Hello_Kitty]

40. I'll buy him the hunting license. n/t

[Tactical Progressive]

41. Dick Cheney kills more women and children before breakfast

on purpose, than Ted Kennedy has in his entire life by accident.

[Chi-Town Exile]

42. "I'd rather drive with a drunk than get shot by one!" nt

[Tom Rinaldo]

43. I like this one a lot too. n/t

[CAG]

44. I'd rather rub a cheese grater over my face repeatedly for 10 minutes

than listen to the village idiot from Texas

[PBass]

45. Only a matter of inches separate Cheney's blunder from a deadly tragedy. /