*** College fund for Karl Christian Rove ***

[Writer]

As I watch one political blunder after another in the Bush Administration, I sit back and wonder. Dang it, Karl, you were doing so well! What happened? Did you lose your stamina? Manipulating the American public for this long takes a lot of work, I know.

Then I read his bio, and it just occurred to me. Karl never completed college!

He dropped out of the University of Utah in his third year because the call of the College Republicans became too great. Let's correct this fateful error - let's send Karl back to college!

Think of all the things he could learn. Geopolitical politics in the Middle East. Ethnic studies in poverty-striken areas of the U.S. Business ethics. Weight-training. Karl could develop from being almost like Goebbels to being EXACTLY like Goebbels! Imagine the possibilities!

So, I'm taking out my wallet and plunking down .20 to start the KARL ROVE COLLEGE FUND. Let's reach in deep and start giving to one who most needs it: Karl Christian Rove. A boy with a bright future.

Come on, who's with me???

:patriot: :patriot: :patriot:

[omshanti]

1. I'll donate 0.25 just to out-do you! n/t

[Writer]

3. Fine! .30 it is!

No one outdoes me - I'm trying to put Karl Rove back into college!

[omshanti]

4. oh man, I don't know... 0.35 is tough on the budget...

but I'll do it!
:-)

[Writer]

8. That's the spirit - the boy needs all the help he can get! n/t

[omshanti]

10. LOL, ok $0.40 if we send him to a liberal college.

And that's my final offer.
:-)

[Writer]

12. For that you'll get the "Send Karl Rove back to college" tote bag! n/t

[The_Casual_Observer]

2. It takes more than "poker smarts" and a criminal mind to do well

in college. Face it, he dropped out because he couldn't hack it.

[Writer]

5. Awwww. The boy needs a second chance.

Doesn't he???

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

6. I have some bottles Karl Christian Rove can return for deposit...

...because if he doesn't earn his education, I doubt that he'll apreciate it.

I think I have enough bottles to meet the 20 cent challenge.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

:evilgrin:

[Writer]

11. I think I'm crying! This is so touching...

I would never have believed so many could have such big hearts. :cry:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

16. We CAN make this happen, if we work together...

:evilgrin:

[Sanity Claws]

7. Is there a University in Dubai that'll take him?

if so, I'll pony up a couple of cents.

[Writer]

14. LOL! n/t

[Canuckistanian]

9. What the hell, I'll chip in two bits

As long as I get to watch the hazing.

[Writer]

13. Canuckistanian you are an inspiration!

If there were more like you, ANYTHING is possible! :cry:

[Canuckistanian]

18. No, no, thank YOU

Without your tireless efforts to type up this post, I wouldn't even have had a clue about this senseless tragedy.

[Writer]

15. Hrmmm... maybe I should move this to the Activist HQ forum???

Seems appropriate. ;)

[Fridays Child]

17. Karl might want to take "Compassion 101" and "Intro to Intellect."

[Historic NY]

19. I still got the change the dog ate......heys its re-cycled.........n/t

[Missy Vixen]

20. Writer, I even have someone I'll bet can't wait to school Karl!

Here he is -- Karl Rove's worst nightmare!



Karl, it's not personal. It's only business! ;-)

Julie

[Writer]

22. Now, wait a minute... before Fitz starts "schooling" Little Karl...

Fitz and I need to finish our "one-on-one" tutoring session. I'm struggling with... algebra, or something. Yeah, that's it.

[Missy Vixen]

23. Yeah, I needed some help, too

He was just explaining the federal budget to me, line by line. Of course I have to make dinner, right? Poor guy's starving! Lasagna, bread and salad for dinner, coming right up...

:loveya:
Julie

[AtomicKitten]

21. You may be sending him down the path to vote Democratic.

"As people do better, they start voting like Republicans - unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing."

*** Karl Rove

Put me down for 50-cents.

[iconoclastNYC]

24. I'll donate a copy of "Outing Yourself" by Michelangelo Signorile

He needs it. He'd be less evil if he could just accept himself.

[Writer]

25. LOL that's pretty funny. I'm sure he can deduct it from his taxes...

as an educational expense. ;)

[ncteechur]

26. Pat Roberson of Jerry Falwell can give him a scholarship to their

screwball universities.

[Skittles]

27. college has nothing to do with intelligence

I work with highly educated people who cannot write a decent sentence

[PA Democrat]

28. Bush is proof of that.

He holds degrees from 2 of the most prestigious universities in the US, Harvard and Yale.

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

29. Tsk tsk, poor Karl. He has never had to operate with so much scrutiny,

so many ongoing investigations, indictments, and looming indictments.

It must put a crimp in his style.

Plus it means he can't just keep doing the same thing over and over as he has for decades.

Not with everyone watching and catching on to his M.O.

Why not send him to a trade school, let him learn to be useful for the rest of his life vs. his life so far.

[Writer]

30. There comes a time...

when we heed a certain call...
when the world must come together as one.

Karl Rove is failing
So it's time to send him back to school
Where the boy beloooongs!

We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who Karl hates anyway
So let's start givin'!

It's true, Karl hates us anyway, just you and me - yeah!

Give to the KARL ROVE COLLEGE FUND!

;)