WHEN WILL STUTTERING ARCOS FINALLY SAY TH...TH...TH...THAT'S ALL FOLKS?

[Jeffersons Ghost]

While watching badly stuttering Cresencio Arcos on C-SPAN2 the BIG PICTURE suddenly dawned... It's a LOONY TUNES revival administration, complete with a silly stumble-bum of a dictator who acts as if he's from another planet.





Marvin The Martian eagerly accepts all missions but after great expense and effort, tends to run into "technical difficulty."

Marvin The Martian has a host of space age weaponry to aid in his effort to destroy Earth. The Martian also has an army of 10,000 Instant Martians ("Just add water") but the unthinking warriors have been known to fall off the sides of space stations and disappear forever.

When Marvin The Martian threatens the planet Earth he frequently gets into altercations. Sometimes his dedication to these assignments can get the better of him. When he attempts to claim Planet X for Mars. He competes so forcefully for the planet that he and Duck Dodgers destroy both their spaceships and the planet!

Marvin The Martian doesn't get much more help from his trusted sidekick, K-9 Condi, who may know a few tricks, but is also very easily tricked.

Marvin tries hard to successfully complete each mission but in the end efforts never quite materialize. As Marvin The Martian always says, "Being disintegrated makes me very angry. Very angry indeed."

Can fellow DUers present any other characters in the idiotic cast?

[PurpleChez]

1. Of course there would be Alberto "Speedy" Gonzoles, who can

craft the fastest constitutional alibi in all Mexico...er...Washington. Damn...there's gotta be something for Condi that wouldn't be too racially insensitive. Karl Rove can be the evil scientist who wants to put Bugs Bunny's brain in a big robot. Barbara Bush can be Witch Hazel -- "shame on you! roasting children!" Maybe Condi can be Mr. Horse from Ren & Stimpy.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

2. my black pals say she's an oreo who tries to paint herself white

but I don't know who Pepe would be if she's the painted pussy...