One hunter’s letter to the Vice President
Commentary
By Pat Wray
Corvallis Gazette-Times contributor
Dick Cheney
Vice President
United States of America
Dear Mr. Vice President:
I’ve been following your unfortunate quail hunting incident in Texas and I want you to know, I don’t intend to jump all over you like so many of the liberal media. I’m also a hunter, and though I’ve never actually pulled the trigger on a hunting partner, I’ve come close enough to know how easy it can be.
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What happened to Mr. Whittington was not a peppering, Mr. Vice President. It was a shooting. Here’s a rule of thumb in case you face a similar dilemma in the future: Peppering victims curse; shooting victims fall down. Peppering victims go on hunting; shooting victims go to the ICU. Peppering victims’ hearts race; shooting victims’ hearts stop. Any questions?
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Oh, and then there’s the beer you had for lunch while you were hunting. This must be another one of those Texas hunting anomalies, so just in case you decide to hunt in other states, please allow me to offer a little advice. Hunters don’t drink during a hunting day. Period. We don’t argue about whether or not one or two beers actually diminishes our reactions or our thought processes. We just don’t drink at all until the guns are put away. “Pick up a bottle or a can, and put down your gun” is the rule followed by every hunter worthy of the title.
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I want to tell you how impressed I was, Mr. Vice President, when you agreed to an interview with Fox News and talked so honestly about the shooting. Only five days after the incident and there you were, taking personal responsibility. Are you a great role model, or what?
I appreciate how tough it must have been to undergo the grilling by Fox News. Everyone knows how hard those folks are on the Administration. Brit Hume was really playing hardball with you. No wait, I’m confused. Hardball is what you play when you disclose the identity of an undercover CIA agent in an effort to punish her husband. Oops, sorry. That’s treason.more...
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