It's time to play "What's under Bush's Shirt"...again

[pacalo]

Take your best guess as to what that is under Bush’s shirt in this recent picture posted by Lou Dobbs on CNN.

(snip)

So far, P.R. Editor Jon is going for a box of Cuban cigars. I’m thinking it’s more likely Bush’s battery pack, which has to be charged every few hours or he gets cranky. What do you think it is?

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[Canuckistanian]

1. Brain stimulator?

No, that can't be it, he'd start to make sense...

[bbinacan]

2. Ceegars!

[sce56]

3. ¡¡¡¡¡¡It is his signed party Menu from Senor Frogs in CANCUN!!!!!

Didn't I just do this a few hours ago!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

4. nothing juicy...

just a box of cigars.

He was too stupid to put them in the back of his pants where the camera couldn't catch them. sheesh.

Back waistband is the best place to carry a gun too. Which would you rather shoot off on accident, your ass or ....?

[az chela]

5. a rolled up porno magazine of young boys

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

7. "Toddlers" would be the exact term.

But I'm just nitpickin'.

[mike_c]

6. borg implant....

Resistance is futile.

[johnnypneumatic]

8. I think it is a frat paddle

he is going to spank some peasants...before he brands them with a heated up coathanger shaped like a "W"

[Neil Lisst]

9. it's a colostomy bag for all his excess bullshit

when he has to listen to others talk, his bullshit backs up and that's his holding tank

[unkachuck]

10. nuclear....

....missle launch codes and a half pint of Jim Beam....

[msgadget]

11. Is there a pocket?

No, I don't see a pocket... Okay, it's...it's...a paddle stuck down in his waistband and he was gonna brandish it when things didn't go well in the meeting...oooor, it's a big-print guide book....oooh, it's his SCRIPT, folded over and tucked in his waistband!

[WhiteTara]

12. stolen artifacts from

from the ruins. His sister in law told him how to smuggle past customs.

[TalkingDog]

13. Ya know, some things are just too vomit-inducing to contemplate.

Where's the brain Clorox when you need it?

[Alamom]

14. His beloved copy of "My Pet Goat" ............

You never know what may happen when you're away from "THE HOUSE"...:hide:

[Rocknrule]

15. Life support box?

[Pryderi]

16. Lifevest. Remember the "pretzel" incident?

George W. Bush apparently is wearing a medical device for "persons at risk of cardiac arrest." It is a LifeVest wearable defibrillator. He started using it sometime after his January 2002 fainting spell, which was attributed to choking. Based on photos showing him wearing the device, one can conclude the fainting was due to atrial fibrillation (AF), which his father also had. His father's AF was caused by Graves' hyperthyroidism, which his mother also has. Bush likely has AF and less likely Graves', based on his family history and symptoms. The AF may have caused a stroke or TIA (mini-stroke), of which physicians watching the debates detected symptoms. Observers have noted psychological symptoms consistent with this and with Wernicke-Korsakoff disease.

http://houston.indymedia.org/news/2004/12/35839.php

[Totally Committed]

17. A Porn Video...

or DVD. Or, maybe it's "The Sound of Music" en Espagnol? -- A gift from his friend Vincente?

We'll never know.

TC

[Pryderi]

18. Maybe it's Maxim magazine April edition....

[Doctor_J]

20. Is that Smirk dancing with his daughter's nipple?

I haven't seen that before.

[0007]

19. Maximillian's Jewells

[napi21]

21. All the guesses are funny, but I really think it was a roll of

either lifesavers, or tums in his pocket. I saw a larger pic the other day, and you could see it was a shape like those.