What actor should play Katherine Harris in movie about her life?

[yurbud]

No one will ever make a movie like that, but it's a funny question:

1. Willem Dafoe

2. Ben Cross

3. Victor Mature

4. Iron Eyes Cody

5. Howard Stern

6. Jack Palance http://www.movie-gazette.com/directory/img/jack+palance.jpg

7. a five gallon bucket of Mary Kaye cosmetics

[shenmue]

1. The devil?

:evilfrown:

[darkmaestro019]

2. Picked DaFoe. Had mad love for him since the Boondock Saints. : )

Though I suppose asking him to play HER is no way at all to show it.....

[skids]

3. The video store manager in "40-year-old-virgin"

I think men in drag is a bit extreme, and infers some things that should be reserved for Anne Coulter. There's plenty of talent that can portray the MIDWNLF to the hilt.

[Canuckistanian]

62. He has the range to pull it off

The performance, not the dress....

[Spinzonner]

4. Go amateur

Alice Cooper

[ShortnFiery]

33. Yes! After all they are on par with each other with regard to the ...

judicious and tasteful use of make up:

[snowbear]

5. Keith Richards would be perfect !!!

[yurbud]

24. he may need some ugly make up

[Kenergy]

6. Betty Bowers n/t

[AussieDave]

7. Jocelyne Wildenstein - who else ??

[opihimoimoi]

8. yup, sez it all......lol

[gratuitous]

41. She's my second choice -- too bad Divine died

Oh so many good choices on this thread.

But I have nothing to do with Patricia Heaton's boobage.

[rocktivity]

45. When I first saw a pic of Jocelyne

I thought she was the victim of some "elephant man"--related disease! But then again, maybe "too much plastic surgery" IS a disease!

:headbang:
rocknation

[yurbud]

52. yep, body dysmorphia

[blondeatlast]

58. I don't need to lose any more weight, dammit.

But I'm off my feed today, for certian.

I could have lived a happy life never seeing another photo of her again, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. If we're talking women, then Patricia Heaton.

She's also a RWer, not to mention she has the pose down as well.

[ShortnFiery]

32. What a gross picture ...

Immoral on so many levels ... ugh! She wears an over-sized diamond Crucifix like drug dealers sport those gaudy gold necklaces. The cleavage shot was gratuitous but the entire image is a figurative collage of visual monkey vomit and camel snot. :puke:

[underpants]

54. DING DING DING check out this pic

[blondeatlast]

60. Apparently the Heritage Foundation has opened a cosmetic surgery

and spa wing. Choose from Anne Coulter, Kathatrine Harris, or Laura Bush styles.

We are doomed, I tellz ya, doomed.

[LaPera]

10. Tammy Faye Baker!

[greekspeak]

14. I second Tammy Faye

I cannot imagine anyone else even approaching Harris's ability to load that much make-up onto one face.

[yurbud]

31. you'd have to dehydrate her--maybe having her smoke a couple

of truckloads of cigarettes to get that Katherine Harris gaunt look.

[GOPS Worst Fear]

11. Glenn Close

She played a nutcase before in Fatal Attraction.And she played Cruella Deville in 101 Dalamtions.

[yurbud]

25. good point

[lumberjack_jeff]

64. It's a slam dunk. Woof! Woof!

[obreaslan]

12. Gollum!!!

:rofl:

[yurbud]

26. I used to date a chick who looked like that, only more hair.

[ClintonTyree]

13. Other........

Ernest Borgnine.....the resemblance is uncanny!

[Neil Lisst]

15. I voted for Iron Eyes Cody because he cried for mother earth!!

The parody of that commercial in the film GROOVE TUBE,circa 1974, was hilarious.

[Syncronaut Seven]

34. Old enough to remember both!

Kinda miss old Iron Eyes. No small feat to be accepted by the N.A. community like he was. Still controversial, but a Native American in my eyes.

RIP IEC. http://www.cnn.com/US/9901/04/obit.cody/

[Neil Lisst]

47. He reminds me of the day when most "Indians" in film weren't!

Geez, remember when they used to use Italians as Indians?

That's gotta piss a brother off!!

[Minnesota Libra]

16. Who in their right mind would play that roll anyway?? nt

[tsuki]

17. ZaSu Pitts. n/t

[trof]

18. Who Else? Dustin Hoffman. But he'd have to "ugly down" from Tootsie.

I am SO bad.
:spank:

[Totally Committed]

19. Coutney Love would be perfect....

all they need to do is dye her hair.

TC

[yurbud]

29. hmmm...Courtney looks like a corpse that has been floating in a river

for a couple of days. Katherine Harris is more like a desicated mummy.

[Marie26]

20. Lara Flynn Boyle. nt

[dubyaD40web]

21. Joan Rivers

no doubt.

[Totally Committed]

28. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Perfect! --- Evil and brilliant, all at the same time!

TC

[formercia]

22. On her last campaign stop:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001504/photogallery

[Mz Pip]

23. How's about Mary Carey

that porn star? They are both Republican and share of love of all things plastic.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[myrna minx]

27. I'd buy the DVD if Christopher Walken played Harris. n/t

[yurbud]

30. he would be a better looking chick than her

[Jade Fox]

35. Dame Edna

[win_in_06]

36. Politics notwithstanding, Katherine Harris is hot

[tkmorris]

37. You................. worry me

[yurbud]

42. Have you ever touched a cigar store indian inappropriately?

that's the closest thing I can think of to a Katherine Harris fetish.

[underpants]

53. YES!!!

[win_in_06]

55. Did I lie?

[Spirochete]

38. Dana Carvey

or would you rather have ... SATAN?

[Jack Rabbit]

39. I'd like to say Bette Davis, if she were still living

She was very good at playing the part of the temptress. Her characters were often at once seductive and destructive.

[heidiho]

40. Jennifer Tilly in "Liar Liar" is a dead ringer for Harris

The boobs were the same too.

[Neil Lisst]

48. "I'm the VICTIM, here!!"

I love that movie.

THE GOD-DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!

[KansDem]

43. Vampira

[yurbud]

51. good one

[Montauk6]

44. Marilyn Chambers, hands-down

[Kurovski]

65. At any rate, it should be porn.

[Marnieworld]

46. Howard Stern is prettier

but I am a bit biased towards him.

[slater71]

49. Mr. Ed

[GreenInNC]

50. her breasts

Which two boobs will play her breasts? My vote is Jeb and Dubya.

[graywarrior]

56. Ozzie. Hands down.

[Katherine Brengle]

57. Funny, I seem to remember a thread...

calling out DUers for making these kinds of jokes...

This crap makes me sick and is definitely turning me off DU.

[graywarrior]

59. Lighten up. We're demented.

In addition to that, try living here in Florida where her ugliness permeates every part of this community. I can't tell you how despised she is in Florida, even by republicans. Sometimes, poking fun at her looks seems the only satisfying way to get even with her. Childish? Maybe. But I see this woman once a week around her and she turns my stomach.

[AussieDave]

68. What's to joke about ?? Just remember what this woman has done.

If anyone on this godforsaken planet deserves ridicule it's Katherine Harris. We could certainly do the same to any of the Supreme Court 5, to Bush (though he certainly gets enough here), Rummy, Rove - take your pick.

If you're concerned about the fact that it's a woman getting pilloried, start a thread going after any of the benighted menfolk of the Right - there's a shitload of them.

Katherine Harris is such an easy target, and she's in the news right now - until her skanky ass fades away along with her Senate campaign.

[Neil Lisst]

61. and the answer is ... Jobeth Williams

[IndianaGreen]

63. Howard Stern!

When he wore drag, he looked like Harris!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0061095508/ref=sib_dp_top_bc/002-4137565-6862469?%5Fencoding=UTF8&p=S0GS#reader-page

[Doctor_J]

66. Rondo Hatton

[AusGail]

67. Lassie

[Lexingtonian]

69. I like

Winona Ryder for the part.

[BlueIris]

70. David Hasselhoff would make a GREAT Katherine Harris.