Reasons To Vote Republican In '06

[ruggerson]

Give them a chance to create the stable democracy in Iran that they have created in Iraq.

There are at least two or three ports that have not yet been sold off to hostile foreign governments. A job that cannot, must not, go uncompleted.

There will be a great need for yet another massive, expensive Medicare entitlement program. Medicare Plan Z.

They need another two years to complete the total transfer of our federal government to corporate lobbyists. Do not allow this importante milestone to go unfinished.

Unless you vote Republican and register your support for family values, the divorce rates in Southern, bible belt states will rise to become the highest in the entire nation.

Republicans must be permitted to finish the job of creating a permanent slave labor class out of illegal immigrants. Our country cannot stand for less.

Unless you vote Republican and support good Christian values, there is a chance that high ranking administration officials will be arrested on child molestation charges.

And, most importantly, Democrats don't know how to use guns. We risk having high ranking officials accidentally shooting people in the face if we do not return Republicans to power.

[Bozita]

1. iirc, the Bible Belt states already have the highest divorce rates

[ruggerson]

2. umm, that was the point

:)

[ewoden]

3. My number one reason . . .

My momma always told me to clean up after myself. High time the Republicans cleaned up their mess.

[AusGail]

4. Freedom and democracy is wonderful thing

Just look at Iraq

[The Flaming Red Head]

5. 1. asshole who wants to die & take as many people as possible with them

hope this post doesn't get me in trouble, but I think it's true