HURRY, HURRY, HURRY, GET HARD-WORKING SLAVES FOR FREE!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

Damn, I just can't afford Mexican labor and I need help with my garden. Like many North-Americans, the people of Mexico are a proud, brave group and they don't mind falling out into the streets to protest, like EVERYONE in the U.S. needs to do these days.

Are we waiting to restore the Draft after dropping Nukes in Iran? :nuke: Let's get the signs ready if we are because it might happen today!

Anyhow, I'll stay on topic. What I need is someone who will work for nearly nothing, thanks to what Republicans have done to our economy. How about the Democratic Republic of Palestine? We support Democracy in that region, right? We're letting Israel starve them out. We could help Israel and Palestine by just importing all those freshly "free" people over here. I bet they'll work even cheaper than our current new employees. They're certainly hungrier.

Who else can we oppress this year? If we shop around we can drive the price of slavery even lower, where even poor Americans, like me, can afford hard working help.

Maybe bushie will write a book: HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE, ALL OVER THE WORLD

[JNelson6563]

1. I hear there's misery in Darfur

That might be profitable.

:sarcasm:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

2. now there's an idea!

Africa was always a good place to snatch people from and oppress them. This great land was built on enslaving Africans. What has become of our good old fashioned American values?

By the JNelson6563, on a thread built on :sarcasm: it's assumed that EVERY horrid sounding post is sarcastic!