Top Ten Little Known Facts About Dick Cheney

[underpants]

10. Has iPod pacemaker that keeps his heart beating to Aerosmith

9. Enjoys reading his grandson excerpts from shady defense contracts

8. First vice president since Mondale to take a leak in the Rose Garden

7. Not sure if this is significant but he was the last to see Don Knotts alive

6. Has a daily 5 o'clock meeting with advisors Jim Beam and Jack Daniel's

5. In 1994, underwent a failed sneer-reduction procedure

4. The second the cameras are off, so are his pants

3. His undisclosed location is a Hooters in San Antonio

2. Loves the elderly -- well, shooting at them

1. His approval rating is now lower than his number of heart attacks


http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2006/ls_topten_archive_20060411.shtml

[politicaholic]

1. LOL!

Hilarious

[saltpoint]

2. Love it! Thank you, underpants.

[wake.up.america]

3. Letterman really hates him, it seems like.

[saltpoint]

4. And you don't want to get on Letterman's bad side! At least,

Letterman knows how to plumb a subject for all its comic worth.

I think this is a darned funny 10 Ten list.