Yanno, this 'missing girl' format may have some merits .....

[Stinky The Clown]

Imagine .... mmmmm .... Rachel Maddow sitting in the Reeter seat. Or Randi in the Greta throne. Or ...... nah ... no one can match Nancy's flaming nostrils of justice ....

But I digress.

Instead of lost young women, we get an assortment of experts and camp followers and hangers on looking into other mysteries ..... Susan Filan and Eliot Abrams' kid ... what's his name? ... Dan ..... they can debate with .... Mario Cuomo and Ann Richards on our kidnapped rights

Ann Coulter and Michael Weiner can go toe to toe with Al Sharpton and Katrina Van den Huvel on the missing separation between religion with politics.

Imagine the debate between Wes Clark and Richard Holbrooke, and Pat Buchannan and Michael Smirkonish on the missing rational foreign policy.

Yeah .... its a pretty good format. Missing shit and people trying to find it.

That could make for good teevee.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

1. There's been a rash of missing authentic

journalists in the U.S. for several years.... if we give them some bleach for their hair, perhaps we could look for them instead.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

2. I am so tired,

and beyond disgusted with the moronic attention spans that define so many of our citizens.

Reality shows.

Missing white girls.

American Idol.

Oprah.

Tom Cruise.

These morons, collectively, don't even know what universal health coverage might mean.

We really deserved Fuckface, I think, and that just shames me all to hell.

[blondeatlast]

3. I may cry. The saddest part is that it's achievable if anyone

could cough up some serious cash.

Hey, we could call it the "Mystery Channel" and it might draw in even more viewers...