TPM: Harris Donated to Woman Who Was Sold to Devils as Infant

[Rose Siding]

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In the Orlando Sentinel article below Katherine Harris dealt with her $2800 meal with felon Mitch Wade by giving a hundred bucks to Global Dominion Impact Ministries, an outfit which, as TPM Reader JG puts it, sounds like Bush administration foreign policy in a nutshell. Maybe that's next up after Global War on Terror.

It sounds like that money may go to good use since, as their website explains, the Ministries' "Pastor Sandra has an inspiring testimony of her deliverance from being sold to devils as an infant. She also shares her miraculous healing from her breast cancer as well as being raised from the dead. "

Cool.

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/008272.php

AHA! Harris just revealed her ungodly deal with the underworld; everyone knows there's only one devil. Multiple demons, sure! Duh. But devilS?

Who who who is behind that whopper, hmmm? Could it be...............SATAN?

[Cooley Hurd]

1. OMG - this is too funny...

Cool. :rofl:

[walkon]

3. Funny = Crazy

I would LOVE to see this woman cross-examined in court about the 2000 election scheme in FL. She would crack so beautifully!

[0007]

2. cough cough

Bishop Lewis and his wife Pastor Sandra Jones are the founders of Global Dominion Impact Ministries inc. This is a ministry that crosses all denominational boundaries and geographical borders. At the age of fifteen, after an extended period of fasting, Bishop Jones had a divine encounter with the Lord. During this time, the Shekinah glory of God came upon him and the fire of God began to burn on him for three days. He was given a heavenly vision to go and preach the gospel to the nations of the world.

Pastor Sandra has an inspiring testimony of her deliverance from being sold to devils as an infant. She also shares her miraculous healing from her breast cancer as well as being raised from the dead. When she ministers, the spirit of the Lord gives her great boldness to declare to the captives in Jesus name. Bishop and Pastor Sandra’s deep love for the body of Christ is evident as they proclaim to the church that a new wave of God’s spirit is coming in the realms of miracles, healings and deliverances. They boldly proclaim that the coming end-time revival will eclipse any revival yet seen in the church history. Their desire is to be on the cutting edge and in the main stream of what God is doing and saying to the nations.

[TayTay]

4. Wow, that is usually enough for one lifetime

1. Sold to devils as an infant. (I hope the check didn't bounce. Can you imagine trying to re-possess your infant from deadbeat devils. It's a nightmare, a real friggin nightmare.)

2. Healed from breast cancer and raised from the dead. (I wonder if she got the T-Shirt. "I was raised from the dead, and forgot to get a passport stamp.")

[FuzzyDicePHL]

5. "Bishop and Pastor Sandra’s deep love for the body of Christ is evident"

This mental image reminds me of the great scene in "De Vierde Man" ("The Fourth Man") where J. Krabbé imagines the crucifix is Herman and feels it up most lasciviously. Twisted!