Tom Delay is writing his memoirs, give me a title for his book!!

[killerbush]

So, Tom Delay is writing his memoirs. What's he going to call it? Have any suggestions??

http://blog.thehill.com/2006/04/27/delay-planning-to-write-his-memoirs/

[Kikosexy2]

1. I GOT...

HAMMERED! THE CORRUPT WAYS OF TOM DELAY.

[serryjw]

2. Democrats got De laid!

I hate him but a good title

[Jack Rabbit]

3. Confessions of a Capitol Hill Thug

[Zen Democrat]

4. "Hot Tub Tom - Picking Up The Soap"

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

5. Hammered Time

[Sweet Freedom]

6. Nailed. /nt

[NNadir]

7. Delay Justice.

[Dinger]

8. I Fought The Law And The Law Won!

Good song too. (Bobby Fuller Four):headbang:

[saltpoint]

9. "Poisoning the Well"

[izzybeans]

10. Mein Kampf for Dummies

Sorry that was the first thing that popped in my head.

Second title: Bugaboo

[GOPNotForMe]

17. I was going to suggest something, but nothing will top yours! nt

[deminks]

11. Oh what a tangled web we weave...

when first we practice to deceive.


Or How to dress for mug shots.

[Schmajo]

12. "Grinning

all the way to the bank"

[JohnWxy]

13. The CAre and Feeding of Republican Toadies and Fascist Bugger Bait -

by - Tom Delay

[DemoTex]

14. "Mommy Dearest"

(I'm assuming everyone knows that the right Christian Toxic Tom hates his mother and has not spoken to her for years.)

[diamondsndust]

15. How about this one?........

"When the smoke cleared: Lock Up secrets of Me & "Big Bubba", my cellmate."

[IndianaGreen]

16. God's Hammer!

The fundies will eat that shit up!

Excuse me while I puke...

:puke: