Steven Colbert Dead Pool 2 - Method

[Jim Sagle]

After what he said tonight, they can't let him live. How will they kill him?

[kaygore]

1. What did Colbert say?

[havocmom]

3. Be easier to discuss what he didn't say

He nailed EVERYBODY on EVERYTHING and had a tape skit with Helen Thomas to boot.

Check C-SPAN site in a bit for the video. It is a-fucking-mazing what Colbert did tonight. I think the Wilsons probably rather enjoyed the evening. ;)

[dtotire]

21. Tapes of Colbert

Right here:

Part One! http://youtube.com/watch?v=lcIRXur61II&search=colbert%20roasts
Part Two! http://youtube.com/watch?v=HN0INDOkFuo&search=colbert%20roasts
Part Three! http://youtube.com/watch?v=rJvar7BKwvQ&search=colbert%20roasts

[trof]

2. Aw jeez, Jim. Second good laugh.

:rofl:
Thanks.
:-)

[Ecumenist]

4. They won't try it because that would once and for all confirm what people

have been saying and screaming from the rooftops. It would wake alot of people up regarding the stolen elections as well. Nope, they won't do it Truthfully, there's not a whole lot they can do without completely tipping their hands.

[Jim Sagle]

6. THAT'S what he didn't cover - the stolen elections, Too bad.

What was a great night could've been world-changing.

[peekaloo]

5. Dude you're forgetting this mis-administration goes after the wife.

:P

Poor Stephen, he'll probably only get lefties on the Report from now on. :rofl:

[ShortnFiery]

17. No, the Pubs are distancing themselves from The Chimperor ...

The rats are abandoning ship ... Cobert will not want for conservatives ... Neo-Cons may go elsewhere but who cares?

[realFedUp]

7. hehehe....a lot of Cheneyshot to the face, neck and chest

that seared the skin off everyone in that room
except for Helen.

[C_U_L8R]

8. I was worried

that he wasn't gonna make it through tonight's performance,
And what a performance it was.... amazing !!!!!
Colbert made a brutal assault on Bush and made Bush look like a total idiot.
It was BEAUTIFUL.
But I thought for sure Bushie was gonna jump up and strangle him.
(or have his secret service guys shoot him)

If Bush hasn't started back drinking.. this will DEFINATELY tip him over the edge

[aquart]

11. Transcript???? Anywhere????

Because not everyone can download video or has a computer with sound!

[Arugula Latte]

13. Here ya go:

http://blog.thedemocraticdaily.com/?p=2819#more-2819

[Nitrogenica]

9. Forgot "Mauled top death by bears".

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. Bears.

Actually, it might be a good idea for him to stay away from small planes for awhile.

Also elevators, escalators, motor scooters, sidewalks, trains, buses, pianos, safes, guys with umbrellas, ladders, trapdoors, food, drinks, toilets, bathtubs, dogs, electrical appliances, manholes, lawn mowers, chainsaws, and exploding cigars.

[Spirochete]

12. Baxterization

He'll shoot himself 4 times in the back of the head.

[Ignacio Upton]

14. They'll do what the regime did to that guy in "V for Vendetta"

Natalie Portman's character was friends with this comedian who had his own show, and used it to skewer the regime's Chancellor/Dictator. Agents took him away and beat the crap out of his face. The last image shown of him was his bloodied face. After that, we will be told that Colbert had a heart attack, and Jon Stewart and Keith Olbermann will both walk off their shows, citing wanting to spend "time with their families," or so we think.

[TahitiNut]

15. Defenestration ... because it's so praguematic

:silly: (It's also one of my very favorite words.)

[karlrschneider]

23. One of my faves too! I think because it sounds just a bit salacious.

:D

[mrgorth]

16. Other: Choke on his own vomit.

[deutsey]

18. Or someone else's vomit. You can't dust vomit for fingerprints.

:evilgrin:

That's from "Spinal Tap," FYI. I can't take credit for it.

[derby378]

19. "Sleeping with the fishes"

That's my vote.

http://www.thankyoustephencolbert.org

[zann725]

20. Computer-fixed "drop" in Colbert Report ratings...cancellation of show.

Or worse, some form of its censorship.

Truth (esp. this 'clear') is not long tolerated.

[paparush]

22. Download his whole segment over at Crooks and Liars...

http://www.crooksandliars.com

[The Magistrate]

24. Locking

Innappropriate topic.