The official unofficial Top Ten Conservative Idiots thread!

[rocktivity]

Why go without a Top Ten Conseratives Idiots Thread until Earl G gets back? Can't we come up with our OWN nominees, stories and links? Come on, let's give it a try!

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[WannaJumpMyScooter]

1. Steven Colbert

no, seriously... we KNOW he is kidding.

How about the asswipes in the media who ignored him as "too edgy?"

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5. Colbert isn't a conservative idiot--he just plays one on TV!

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[spag68]

2. no 1

rush limpballs gets probation and a wipe out of his record, for an offense that would certainly land you or I in jail. This is not surprising as he has so much money that even his lawyers should be embarrassed.

[Initech]

3. Steve Bridges (the Bush impersonator)?

[saltpoint]

4. It will take a while. There are so many to choose from.

Let me throw in John Gibson for the slam on Neil Young and Pink.

Bill Kristol for fiercely clinging to an indefensible position on the Middle East.

Cal Thomas because he's such a pathetic fool.

That college in (Kentucky?) who booted out the gay student but which collects state funds anyway.

John McCain for scheduling a commencement address at Liberty Baptist College.

And Jeff Sessions on general principles.

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11. I fully realize that this is will take a little time and research

I absolutely am NOT expecting this to happen overnight. But for example you could dig up John Gibson's article and analyze it for us. Thanks for getting the ball rolling. And I expect to hear from those of you who posted in LBN this week in particular!

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[rpannier]

18. Hey...hey...hey

Lay off Bill Kristol. You heard him say he wrote Colberts speech for the dinner. Obviously he's turned over a new leaf, seen the light, come over from the dark side...
I'd go on, but I can't think of any other ancient analogies to use as puns. The sad part about mentioning Kristol is...he's the most sane and coherant person of the group: sh*t hume, fred "mr burns" barnes, kondreckie and juan 'what a great guy bill o'reilly is' williams. Which tells you how lost the other 4 are.

[saltpoint]

22. Agreed. The whole lot of them are a pathetic mess.

[Roland99]

6. Rice for spewing boring and repetitive Talking Points

[Roland99]

7. Rove for testifying for a Fifth time

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8. Republican Congress for the $100 rebate

[Roland99]

9. Gonzales nailed by 12 year-olds re: Iraq

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10. Coward freeper types for issuing death threats to Ava (15 year-old) and...

Susan Sarandon.

[Roland99]

12. Cunningham caught with his pants down (prostitutes for votes?)

[Roland99]

13. Hastert for the hybrid photo-op and jumping into an SUV for 3-4 blocks

[rpannier]

24. You know in fairness to hastert

It's gotta be hard to waddle all that girth the few blocks in that weather.

[Roland99]

14. Tony Snow.....for being Tony Snow

;)

[Roland99]

15. Bush...being sued for signing legislation not passed by House and Senate

[Renew Deal]

21. That just blows my mind.

Of all the bizarre, illegal shit that's gone on, that's the craziest.

[Roland99]

16. Bush...disobeying more than 750 laws....because he feels like it

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17. Thanks, Roland

Well, pick one (or all) and do a writeup! Your deadline is 9AM EST Wednesday. And the rest of you be on the lookout for next week's idiots!

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[Lib Grrrrl]

19. How About

Flush Rimbaugh?

Fucker gets off with a slap on the wrist for a crime they would take you or me for..they would throw us in the slam and toss away the fucking key!! Fllush gets off with a next-to-nothing punishment...FUCK this pisses me off!!

[Julius Civitatus]

20. Wingnuts spewing bile at a Spanish translation of anthem

What a stupid, artificial, silly non-issue that was. Still, it brought out the xenophobes, and worked to build up the wedge issue that Karl Rove has picked up to be the official distraction of the 2006 elections.

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23. Monday AM kick

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[eppur_se_muova]

25. "Especial Diez Principales Edicion!"

(My best effort at Special Top Ten Edition.)

http://forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=20262