I've had it up to **here** with 'plans'

[Stinky The Clown]

The 'plans' are everywhere. Website after website. Overloaded with 'plans'. Speech after speech, all atwitter with the shiney new 'plans'. Endless mental masturbation about 'plans'. Stupid fights about how your guy's 'plan' is bigger than her guy's 'plan'.

Gas price 'plans'.

Get out of Iraq 'plans'.

Over the horizon 'plans'.

Immigration reform 'plans'.

Economic recovery 'plans'.

Paint a jackass on your butt 'plans'.

But one 'plan' that is needed more than any other 'plan' is just plain MIA.

A real, specific, actual, no shit, on the ground, here's how, we're gunna do it this way plan to COUNT THE FUCKING VOTES.

Where's that plan?

Did I miss the memo?

If I did, then can you please forward it to me?

Thanks.

[sendero]

1. This is one reason why..

.... the American public has tuned out politics. Politicians are so busy talking about their plans they aren't DOING anything except giving the store to big business.

And half the plans they have during campaign season die a quiet death upon their taking office.

[Stinky The Clown]

2. I'm getting the feeling that on our side, our leaders have a new 'plan'