Who knew the Dukester was an entertainer?

[Stinky The Clown]

I mean ..... he never actually worked as one. He started his rise to fame and importance as a Viet Nam fighter ace. He had a profile done for the History Channel. He was elected to congress from a rich, far right congressional district on Southern California's lower gold coast. He was also a slime bag and on the take. His famous love of yachting proved also to be his undoing.

But did any of you know he was an entertainer?

I didn't.

But it is becoming increasingly clear he knows how to sing.

Oh can he sing.

To a very special audience. Comprised of Justice Department officials.

I have a feeling his latest ditty was about some guy with the unlikely first name of Porter.

What do you think?

Does anyone else think he's a very special singer?

I do.

[enid602]

1. dukester

You should have had an indication when you saw him cry so convincingly. Yes, he's an entertainer all right, and I'm ready to be entertained!

[MADem]

2. He's a steak aficionado, too

He wants some PORTER in the HOUSE!

It's all down to sing, sing, sing, and watch those months drop off your sentence.