Please refer to Don Rumsfeld as The Don Rumsfailed from now on...

[zulchzulu]

From his brain to the World:

"I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started."

"We do know of certain knowledge that he is either in Afghanistan, or in some other country, or dead."

"We know where they are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat." –on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction

"Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war."

"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."

"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't, I'll just respond, cleverly."

[niyad]

1. they are bad enough individually, but together they are . . . . almost too

awful to contemplate.

[Klukie]

2. All I can say is....

what an asshole. No better make that a Giant Asshole.

[Maat]

3. That's pretty clever.

I think I'll do just that.

[HopeFor2006]

4. Excellent!

Rumsfailed from now on.

[badgerpup]

5. Reminds me of that song by Sparks..."I Predict"

"You're gonna take a walk in the rain...and you're gonna get wet!
I predict!"
"You're gonna eat a bowl of chow mein...and be hungry again!
I predict!"
"....and this song will fade out, and this song will fade out and this song will fade out..."

[zulchzulu]

6. And why not a song too...(MP3)

www.awolcowboy.com/mp3/rumsfailed.mp3

Zipiddeedooduh....

[realFedUp]

7. good meme....nt