Bush Talks Bass

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President George W Bush has said that his best moment in more than five years in office was catching a big fish in his own lake.

"You know, I've experienced many great moments and it's hard to name the best," Mr Bush told the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag. "I would say the best moment was when I caught a 7.5lb large-mouth bass on my lake."


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/05/08/ufish.xml&sSheet=/news/2006/05/08/ixnewsnew.html



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Okay, so he has his own lake and all he can do is 7.5 pounds?
bwahhhhahahaha!!!!!!!!!

He even screws up at bass fishing.

[TomInTib]

1. A LAKE? Come on, georgie, it is only 11 acres and man-made...

Us real Texan ranchers know that is a "tank". Not a "pond" and certainly not a "lake".

Go back North, where your carpet-bagger family hails from.

No offfense intended to our Northeastern DUers.

[NWHarkness]

2. Oh, it's better than that!

Bush said he caught a 7 pound PERCH, which would almost double the world record. The White House changed the quote because it was such an obvious lie.

[azurnoir]

6. ya know I wondered

about that I've caught a few perch but never bigger then about 6oz

[SHRED]

8. I believe...

...that the word "perch" is how it was translated.
I can't imagine he said perch.

[Sinti]

3. Damn, I thought you meant Bass, as in thump-thump boogie bass

All your bass are belong to us.

[goclark]

4. I could swear I read it was a Perch nt

[goclark]

5. Which one is it Georgie Boy?

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Skinner/97

[Kellanved]

9. double translation: English->German->English

No use guessing the exact original word, but most things point to "bass".

[goclark]

13. George Bush does not speak English.

He speaks his own language.

Yet, he has the nerve to say the anthem should only been done in English.

I bet he doesn't even know the words in ENGLISH!

[KoKo]

12. All the original stories were "Perch" ....does Perch translate from

German into "Bass?" :eyes:

[Vidar]

7. and mama sings tenor.

[sinkingfeeling]

10. "Yep, I got it in ma lake, stocked with the biggest bass around."

[MaineDem]

11. Bush: Talking Ass

This man repulses me so much!

[0007]

14. Argh!

[RedG1]

15. the Great DECIDER is a

Bass-turd

[AtomicKitten]

16. Is that code for Bush talks shit?