What do they have in common?

[underpants]

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

1. I'm going to take a wild guess and say shooting someone in the face. n/t

[underpants]

3. YES!!!

Now...hold still

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

6. LOL! n/t

[displacedtexan]

2. Gun. Face. Bang.

Angered by the girl's accusations, Mary Jo decided to end the conversation. She demanded that the girl get off her property and Mary Jo turned to go into the house to call Joey. Suddenly, the girl brandished a .25-caliber semiautomatic pistol from her pocket and struck Mary Jo in the head with the weapon. According to Maria Eftimiades in her book, Lethal Lolita, the girl then aimed the gun at Mary Jo's right temple and fired.

[Lerkfish]

4. The difference (allegedly) would be intent.

This is if you believe the "official" Cheney story.
The other difference would be money, and relative power.
Amy fisher didn't have the kind of political pull where secret service agents help to obstruct investigations to protect her.

A more analagous comparison (assuming the official story is true, which I don't for a minute, but for the sake of argument) would be someone drunk behind the wheel who hits and injures someone accidentally. Does that person get off scott free? no, they at least have to be investigated and usually end up with charges of some sort.

[seabeyond]

5. ah man, i was going to say screwing a married man

but i guess i could be shooting in the face

[PassingFair]

7. One screwed a married man...

and the other is screwing the United States?