I continue to fail in my attempts to assist "conservatives"

[BOSSHOG]

For more than three years now I have offered them a ride to the Army Recruiting Station and not one has taken me up on the offer. Of late, I have been offering them rides to where the immigrants gather each morning looking for a job for the day. I figure if conservatives take the jobs that immigrants do, they won't have a reason to come to this country. Problem solved. Well, I'll be damned if I've failed with that offer as well. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Apparently "conservatives" just don't understand me, My head and my heart are definitely in the right place, I swear.

[Ilsa]

1. It's just that you overestimate their intentions. They don't have the

guts or the heart to follow through on their blustering and bravado.

[Dunvegan]

5. Or, "misunderestimate" the Conservative hypocrisy.

[tanyev]

2. Are you offering to let them inside the vehicle, or tie them to the top?

:shrug:

[havocmom]

3. Maybe it's BOSSHOG's gun rack that bothers them?

The idea of liberals that could shoot back must scare the pee-waddins outta 'em
:evilgrin:

[CrazyOrangeCat]

4. Kicked.