Like seeing a pro athlete stay in the game past his or her prime, it's very sad watching a politician who just doesn't have the relevant skills any longer and who continues to play despite becoming functionally useless.
Such appears to be the case with Senator Lamar Alexander (R-TN). In the midst of crippling GOP-created deficits, a war that's killing our young and trashing our global reputation, seven million more Americans without health insurance since 2000, rising poverty and an executive branch bent on a Constitutional crisis, Alexander continues to take time in the Senate to make vigorous speeches on…
Singing the National Anthem in English.
On May 1, Alexander introduced
S.Res. 458, which would affirm the Senate's resolve "That statements or songs that symbolize the unity of the Nation, including the National Anthem, the Oath of Allegiance sworn by new United States citizens, and the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States, should be recited or sung in English, the common language of the United States."
"This floor is for the debating of important issues. This is an important issue," said a stern Alexander on the Senate floor last week, while I'm sure many of his colleagues stifled laughter. "We have so little civics and U.S. history taught in America's schools today that perhaps we need a little civics lesson every single day on the floor of the Senate. I intend to provide it every single day I am here until this legislation is voted on."
Alexander then proceeded to do what comes naturally to Republicans: When you can't solve real problems or face the hole your party has dug for our country, use a silly wedge issue to try to smear Democrats.
"I can only assume that at least some on the Democratic side objected
because at least some of them believe that Americans should, at least some of the time, sing our national anthem in Spanish or some other foreign language," crowed Alexander. "Perhaps they also believe we should recite the Pledge of Allegiance in Chinese, which is the second most spoken foreign language in the United States."
Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) was quoted as saying simply "Alexander's still in the Senate?"
OK, I made that up, but you get the point.
Perhaps once he's done with this, Alexander can move on to other weighty issues such as a Senate resolution compelling the Nickelodeon network to confirm the sexual orientation of SpongeBob SquarePants or legislation to require that bilingual classics 'Feliz Navidad' and 'Vaya Con Dios' henceforth be performed entirely in English.
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