Yahoo News now has the * fish story from Reuters

[Career Prole]

Rate that sucker up the charts right here!

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[lebkuchen]

1. If the deployed troops were asked that question

the answer wouldn't have anything to do with fishing.

Must be nice, though, to be a war president on vacation all the time.

I met somebody just today who was separating from the army. He was asked to go on a third tour to Iraq, and he said, "Eff it. I'm getting out." Soon 3/4 of our former army will be joining Bush on the lake.

Way to go, Chimpy.

[smartvoter]

2. I've thought about this reply for some time, and

I can't decide if it's just exhibit number 1,495,597 demonstrating the war on terror is hype and his head's nowhere near where they want ours to be, or if, with a string of failure after failure, it really is his best moment.

[shaniqua6392]

3. What a liar!!!!

The world record for a perch was set in Maryland in March of 2006 and that perch was 3 pounds 5 ounces. He claims to have caught a fish that was more than twice the size of the world record. Sorry to point out that he is a liar even about a fish, but as an avid fisher(woman), I smelled something FISHY!! LOL.

[Career Prole]

4. He probably weighed 'em all together...

...you know what I mean?
All the fish that floated on his private pond after the dynamite went off.

Because if his fishing is anything like his policy-making, bush dynamites fish.

[dipsydoodle]

5. Your's may differ

Here's an english one : http://www.thefishingzone.org/perch_info.html The UK records committee are very thorough so it's genuine. You are the first DU'r to mention angling. Contact me off list if you wanna swop some notes.

[shaniqua6392]

11. Thank you for the angling note swap offer!

We just bought a little fishing boat with a really big motor that we are going to fix up. We decided to name her the "Hope It Floats". LOL!!!!

[kitkat65]

6. Bush's pick for his greatest moment should come as no shock to anyone.

Don't most fish stories stretch the truth?

[fiveleafclover]

7. We also need to keep this classic on the surface

One of my favorite Photoshop jobs ever.

[leftyladyfrommo]

8. I am surprised that his worst moment wasn't when he fell off

his bike and skinned his face. Or when he ran over that London bobbie and knocked him flat.

God, I can hardly wait to see what Mollie Ivins does with this one.

[leftyladyfrommo]

9. Oh, and this was in the KC Star this morning - a very small

article.

[Career Prole]

10. 4.5 stars after 104 votes! Not bad at all, my friends!

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