Is Il Dunce feeling some pressure?

[Stinky The Clown]

I mean, he's gotta go out and work **real*** hard to not make a total fucking ass of himself while reading a teleprompter. Newz reporst say he's been practicin' all weekend an' all. Doin' that hard stuff fer da team, yanno.

He's pimping a plan that I somehow don't think he really believes in. But he's gotta, cuz the political Viagra just ain't doin' it anymore.

And he's gotta do all this hard work known' his asshole buddy is about to be yanked from him. And without bein' able to suckle from KKKarl's mantitties he knows he can't figure out when to wipe, let alone when to shit.

All he's got left in Unca Dick ... and Unca Dick hates his ass these days, cuz he's such a fuckup.

An' Laura's no help, bein' permanently zoned out on her Xanax an' smokes.

Must suck bein' him ......

[TechBear_Seattle]

1. Is )*( capable of feeling pressure? n/t

[MADem]

2. Open season on undocumented workers!!! Free shooting lessons

from Deadeye Dick!!! Grasp at any straws!!

What he's said to be proposing, thus far, is getting a lukewarm response, even from his own Boyz on the Hill....

The speech is set to run less than 20 minutes.

Though some Republicans defended Mr. Bush's plan, others on both sides of the aisle expressed concern about overextending a National Guard force that is already tied up in Iraq and must be at the ready for disaster relief.

"We've got National Guard members on their second, third and fourth tours in Iraq," said Sen. Chuck Hagel, R-Neb. "We have stretched our military as thin as we have ever seen it in modern times. And what in the world are we talking about here, sending a National Guard that we may not have any capacity to send up to or down to protect borders? That's not their role." ...
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/05/15/national/main1617396.shtml

[Stinky The Clown]

3. I know this is a lot to ask of you ......

.... but .... imagine you're him.

Could you last 20 minutes?

I ***really*** want to see him just fucking **lose it** on national live teevee. To just break down and stare into the cameras, motionless, for like 30 seconds or a minute.

"Must See Tee Vee"

[MADem]

4. Hopefully, says the WH staff, the appropriate cocktail of meds

he's on is at optimal effectiveness.

Let's watch for eye-darting, along with the OBLIGATO reference to Nine Wun WUN!!!!