Anybody started a drinking game for the speech tonight?

[MSgt213]

[CoffeeCat]

1. Yep, every time Junior looks into the camera...

...with his shoulder jutted forward--giving us his constipated cowboy look--I take
a swig of rum.

I figure that I'll be schnockered two minutes into the speech.

[Howardx]

2. predrinking is the way to go

just opened a beer

[Viva_La_Revolution]

3. I'm waiting till after the speech to go to the liquor store

It's 85 degrees outside, and I don't really want to go, but after catching a few minutes of his bloviating, I will have the urge to drink heavily.

[greekspeak]

4. Every time I picture him eating a banana & throwing his feces at the crowd

Will one bottle of whiskey be enough? :yoiks:

[OneTwentyoNine]

5. I wouldn't waste a second watching that smirking idiot......n/t

[Boomer]

6. How about drinking INSTEAD of watching?

I'll settle for the highlights described after the fact. I can't watch him -- just can't make myself endure that kind of nausea and pain.

[sofa king]

7. I've quit drinking, but as a long-time drunk....

I have some vague recollections of Drinking Iran-Contra, a game I played in my formative years. Unfortunately, some of the rules won't apply but they were:

"I do not recall" = 5 drinks
"On the advice of my attorney" = 5 drinks
Closeup of Ollie North's twinkling eyes = 5 drinks

There were many other rules, but you get the idea.

So you want to get drunk on politics, eh? Here's some suggested keywords and incidents to toast:

September 11
Freedom
Terra
Security
Shrub fucks up a pronunciation, e.g. "nucular": 1 drink per syllable
Shrub tries to say something in Spanish: finish your drink

And if you really want to get wasted, I suggest assigning a drink for every lie, omission and distortion he tosses out. But that'll pretty much be everything he says.