Missionary - The Official American Sex Position

[BOSSHOG]

As we get closer to the 2006 elections, republicans will get exceedingly desperate. They will soon discover that urging the base to hate homosexuals AND immigrants ain't gonna equate to victory. So an official government sanctioned incursion into our bedrooms should do the trick. The penalty for enjoying sex will be revocation of right to vote. Better then diebold, because "conservatives" don't enjoy having sex they just enjoying fucking citizens they despise.

[Vickers]

1. But...what if I'm TIRED?

:shrug:

Or what if I need a little :spank:

:P

[RedStateShame]

2. Unless, of course, it's an oil company

and then forced anal is accepted, as usual.

[paparush]

3. They do the drilling.