Tweety: God saved Bush from booze. Ha!

[DesEtoiles]

Who else is watching this?

[janx]

1. Not I.

I subscribe to cable but rarely take in cable news of late. It's just too ridiculous.

[Mz Pip]

2. God saved me from Tweety

I had a vision of myself not watching Tweety. Must have been from God. Haven't watched him since. I know I have been saved from hours of disappointment and misinformation. Thank you.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[democrank]

16. God saved me from Tweety too.

I was going to watch Tweety tonight, but decided to count the bathroom floor tiles instead.

[SHRED]

3. If there was a "God"

Then TV wouldn't say such stupid shit constantly and Bush would not be in power.

[blm]

4. It's a lie - Laura was going to leave him because of his affair w/Bo Derek

which he also convenientlly blamed on alcohol.

God had nothing to do with it. He was just trying to cover up his affair.

[Kadie]

5. * and Bo Derek?

Really? I had not heard that one before. LOL

:rofl:

[blm]

9. It was going on while both were traveling for his daddy's 88 campaign.

.

[snowbear]

22. Sorry, but no way I can believe that...

Even Bo Derek can't be that hard up!!!!!

Bush is one butt ugly MOFO!

I say Laura is either heavily sedated when she gets in bed with the dork.. is having an affair with one of the hot secret service guys... or both.

[blm]

23. OK - it's Laura who is the whore. ;)))) You win.

Nah, really, larissa. We heard about it as part of LA "gossip" back then, but nobody really gave a shoot since no one cared what the VP's son was doing and no one cared about what Bo was doing then, either. That was before having sex became a huge ISSUE for Republican fundy hypcrites.

[DesEtoiles]

24. I have just lost all respect for Bo Derek. Is she retarded?

[Warren DeMontague]

35. She is a Republican.

That I was aware of.

[KamaAina]

7. Oh, how too perfect.

Bo Derek starred in "10".

The Dumbass Supreme(TM)'s IQ is 10.

eHarmony.com could hardly have done any better. :sarcasm:

[Sanity Claws]

6. But he's drinking again!

Does that mean God has left him?

[DemoTex]

8. God saved Bu$h from booze, Tweety?

:rofl:

[skiddlybop]

10. (whisper)

(oh, no He did not...)

[ugarte]

11. God saved him, but the Devil brought him back...nt

[vssmith]

12. Sort of like Moses and the burning BUSH!!!--sorry

[muntrv]

13. Tweety, can you remove your lips from Bush's butt cheeks?

Or are they stuck to his scrotum?

[diamondsndust]

14. Tweety worships ......

THE SCROTUM POLE (TM)

[DesEtoiles]

25. The Scrotum Pole! Funny

[heartofthesiskiyou]

15. Christian? NOT

Thou shalt not bare false witness (second comandment)

He that leadth astray the little people hath no saving grace. (so called false profit, or beast scripture)

There are many more, but like impeachment only one is necessary. Plaintiff rests....

[adriennui]

17. this is bullshit

you don't wake up one AM with god sitting on your shoulder telling you to stop drinking. recovery is a long process. this pres is a miserable liar.

[Canuckistanian]

18. How do we know God didn't start him drinking?

That could have been the real message.

[howmad1]

19. All I got to say is.....

....thank god I'm an atheist. Will never have to worry about bush, tweety, pickles, the whole friggin bunch of religious whack o's running this country.

[Vickers]

20. Did God make him snort coke, lose his flight status, and miss out on

Vietnam?

:shrug:

[musical_soul]

21. Why did God have to go and do that for?

Why couldn't he have saved people from grief in this country instead?

[DesEtoiles]

26. Hey Chris - the booze was an ecret-say. Ixnay on the oozebay.

[Joe Bacon]

27. Tweety can CHRIS MY ASS!

I want to know what drugs Tweety is on. He sure lives in his own little LASSEIZ FAIRYLAND, doesn't he?

[sendero]

28. Lasseiz Fairyland...

... what a perfect description of that rarified place where Libertarians live :) :) :)

[zanne]

29. There's an old saying in AA

It goes "I didn't come to AA to save my soul; I came to AA to save my ass". In my five years in that organization, I saw many "religious" AA members fall off the wagon, because they couldn't take responsibility for their own sobriety; after all, it was all up to "God". (By the way, I'm an agnostic and 27 years sober).

[Warren DeMontague]

33. Fortunarely, these days there are more options

For secular recovery.

http://www.unhooked.com/index.htm

[maine_raptor]

30. Tweety is the only commentator

who's spit travels almost as far as his bullshit.

The man drools over some of the crap he slings. And does he ever love the sound of his own voice.

A loathsome specimen of a has-been political hack if ever there was one.

[Arugula Latte]

31. Oh, it's true, it's true!!!

See, there's this big fairy in the sky who looks down upon us all and thinks things like, "You know, I let those millions of innocent people be slaughtered in genocide and die because of starvation, but, hey, there's a spoiled little drunken frat dick down there who needs me to step in and stop him from tipping back that brewsky and, by gum!, I'm gonna do it!"

[Warren DeMontague]

34. God Helps those who help themselves.

And that family has helped themselves quite a bit over the years, at the expense of this nation.

[Warren DeMontague]

32. Yeah. Just like Christopher Hitchens.

Profiles in Sobriety.

[Dr Fate]

36. How do you know Bush was/is not lying, Chris?

Have you publically requested his Alcoholism related medical records for review by your research team??

Exactly what data do we have to show he EVER even stopped drinking?

Oh- I forgot- only a real journalist would "take it that far."

Your job, Chris, is to take their word for everything & repeat their lies as facts. Thats why you get the big bucks.