Once-United GOP Beginning to Fracture (see chart below)

[underpants]

http://www.ironictimes.com/

FACTION -------------------------------VALUES
Old Money Conservatives -------------- Establish permanent plutocracy

Christian Right ------------------------ Bring Jesus into schools, government, dating

Big Corporate Interests ------------- Make tax cheating more convenient

Homophobes ---------------------- Make nation safe for hate crimes

Xenophobes ----------------------- Construct giant wall around entire country, give border guards shoot-to-kill orders

Prairie Independents ----------------- Destroy all regulatory agencies, rape environment

War Hawks ----------------- Make world into freedom-loving mini-Americas through unrestrained use of military power

Traditionalists ----------------- Restore routine corruption, bribery, influence peddling to former place of honor

[BOSSHOG]

1. What a wonderful list of "conservative" values

"Make Nation Safe for hate crimes." Why couldn't I think of something like that. Surely, "conservatives can use the right column for campaign slogans and posters. Their hearts would definitely be in the endeavor.

I do have one (at least one) question for "conservatives." If you all build that wall who is gonna pick the lettuce for your hamburgers? Serious question. I'm waiting for an answer.

[Doctor_J]

2. Now we know what the GOP's "target demographics" are

and what "getting their base to the polls" means.