Leno and Letterman can go home early. Submit your own Rush/viagra joke..

[Felix Mala]

here:

Of course, customs officials knew something was up because Rush's suitcase was stiff...

[BOSSHOG]

1. And I thought

reporting on blown up Mosques in Iraq got limbaugh hard.

He went to the DR to be one of the boys.

Whose pills were they anyway, rush's or his boyfriend? We all know rush is a bottom feeder.

[Felix Mala]

2. I've always said the only thing worse than Godless Liberalism is

bonerless intercourse.

[Contrary1]

3. Here ya go:

Q: What the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?

A: One was a dirigible and the other is a flaming, nazi gasbag.

[wyldwolf]

4. no, Rush, if you get convicted, you'll need a PARDON!

haha... eh? No? eh....

[wyldwolf]

5. ooh! I got a better one!

Things are looking so bad for the Republicans that they now need viagra to screw the country!

[SOS]

6. Rush is now a hardened criminal.

:)

[gasperc]

7. there's an erection issue at work here

I think they will yank him off the air

[Auntie Bush]

8. Now that was worthy of a giggle or two.

[SpiralHawk]

14. Yank him off?

That sounds so Republicon.

[omega minimo]

9. The news about Rush means his fans will have to start calling themselves

Dildoheads




"MegaDildos, Rush" :thumbsup: "MegaDildos"

[Generic Brad]

10. Ditto head can more easily be accomplished with the help of Viagra

[unkachuck]

11. the doctor told Rush....

....'if your erection lasts more than 4 hours, call me'....5 hours later the doctor is summoned to the hospital where he finds Rush in bed, straight as a board....

....'did your erection last more than 4 hours?', the doctor asked?....rush replied,'no, my dick stayed limp, by I stiffened up'....barumpump

[AX10]

12. kick

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. How 'bout a parody?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1515312&mesg_id=1515312