smirk's poo poo kept secret - porta potty travels with him

[donsu]

http://www.buzzflash.com/mailbag/06/07/mai06162.html

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Subject: To Serve Man?

A TV 'Newsmagazine' show the other day had a feature on Dick Cheney's personal preferences when he stays at a hotel. It read like the list of a celebrity's must-haves on the road. Items that the most powerful man in the world needed in his room included 4 cans of Diet Sprite and a couple of bottles of Perrier. He insists that the room's thermostat be set at 68 degrees. He must have at least a queen-size bed if not a king. And the room TV must be set to FoxNews.

Items that were omitted from the story included the portable defibrillator and the freshly-killed human heart in a cooler lest The Dick, or His Penisness, as he is fondly known, requires an immediate transplant. Also omitted were the interrogator's tools- scalpel, ice pick, car battery and jumper cables, should the Torturer-In-Chief be required to extract information from one of the maids or the concierge regarding his thermostat being negligently set at 69 degrees. Another item unmentioned was the portable altar he uses to worship the Lords of Darkness from whom he gathers his Evil Powers.

Equally laughable was this week's news that George Bush, the Demander-In-Chief, has a portable toilet flown around with him for executive defecations.

Excrement in the News (Paul Krassner/Huffington Post)

Apparently, the Secret Service is concerned that the First Feces could get into the wrong hands. Their concern is legitimate, as a microbial-level examination of excrementum regis would reveal that W is a botched Florida A&M experiment involving the unsuccessful cloning of a psychotic baboon. This tragic lab accident also produced JEB -- Johnny Empty Brain.

We also learned this week that Rush Limbo takes Viagra to compensate for his ED (Empty Dick) condition. It seems that all the most vocal conservatives are genitally-impaired. Except, of course, for Ann Coulter, who is known by her intimate friends as the 'Donkey Diva.'

Amicusbriefs
USA

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they seriously don't want anyone to examine smirk's shit - full of medicine and who knows what (worms?)

[izzie]

1. Should I say I read this and laugh ted?

Some days I just have no class.

[wakeme2008]

2. the poo story was from

Wayne Madsen site so probably not true but with Bush who knows.... The sad part is I do believe it, I think King Bush is that crazy.

[donsu]

3. it was on Huffington

nt

[wakeme2008]

6. It may have be on Huffington but

the org. was copied here from WM and deleted by the mods. :)

[Warren Stupidity]

4. Help I'm having an acid flashback!

Is Paul Krassner still alive and well and cracking me up and he didn't have some religious conversion and become retarded?

There is still hope.

[earth mom]

5. Crazy is as crazy does.

:crazy:

[AtomicKitten]

7. First Feces is a splendid name for * and his poo. n/t