50 Easy Questions to Ask Any Republican (from HuffPo)

[TomInTib]

Just click

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-j-elisberg/50-easy-questions-to-ask-_b_24815.html

[murielm99]

1. Yeah. I can just see

Rumsfeld as a wedding planner.

:rofl:

[underpants]

9. #'s 24 , 35 , and 49

24. If Donald Rumsfeld had planned your daughter's wedding three years ago, would the guests still be there?



35. If Donald Rumsfeld had planned your daughter's wedding three years ago, and guests were still there, how many factions would they now be split into?

45. After dismissing Saddam Hussein's old Iraqi army, was it a good idea to let them keep their rifles?

49. If Donald Rumsfeld had planned your daughter's wedding, and guests started fighting and were killed, would you expect to be allowed to view the caskets when they were returned home?

50. How glad do you think George Bush is that he's no longer active in the National Guard?

[BOSSHOG]

2. My favorite question to ask a republican

Where did you serve in the Military? My favorite response to that question - "I haven't served in the military (yet.)

[Mountainman]

3. You can't really ask a conservative to answer those questions honestly.

They will conveniently make up facts to support Bush. For a lesson on how this is done, go to freeperville and read a few posts. That's all it takes.

[MADem]

4. This riff is guffaw-land!!!

17. How much money do you have in your bank account, stocks and investments?

18. What's your partner's favorite sex position?

19. If you have nothing to hide, why aren't you answering?

20. Should we build a wall along the Mexican border?

21. Why isn't anyone building a wall along the Canadian border?

22. Does that terrorist gang arrested in Canada count as a threat?

23. If you shot someone in the face while drinking, how fast would the police show up to arrest you?

:rofl: :rofl:

[wicket]

5. Those are great!

Thanks :)

[Oreo]

6. Kicked

I liked the Rumsfeld questions about planning a wedding

[Minnesota Libra]

7. I love it!!! Would you want...........

....Donald Rumsfeld to plan your daughter's wedding?? Got to love those neocons, but I don't know why - they're good for absolutely nothing. They aren't even good rat food.:puke:

[BrewAz]

8. Good Stuff....Do you think a Repub would answer honestly?

BrewAz

[drm604]

10. K&R

:rofl:

[Czolgosz]

11. LOL! 50 questions is too many for the small minds who need to answer them

Here are my 10 favorite:

6. When Dick Cheney and the oil company and energy executives met in private to plan America's energy policy, how much of their goal was to benefit consumers?

8. Since Republicans control the White House, Senate and House of Representatives, how personally responsible are they for conditions in America today?

10. Would you want Donald Rumsfeld to plan your daughter's wedding?

16. Do you like the government collecting personal data on you without a warrant?

18. What's your partner's favorite sex position?

19. If you have nothing to hide, why aren't you answering?

23. If you shot someone in the face while drinking, how fast would the police show up to arrest you?

24. If Donald Rumsfeld had planned your daughter's wedding three years ago, would the guests still be there?

35. If Donald Rumsfeld had planned your daughter's wedding three years ago, and guests were still there, how many factions would they now be split into?

49. If Donald Rumsfeld had planned your daughter's wedding, and guests started fighting and were killed, would you expect to be allowed to view the caskets when they were returned home?

[progressoid]

12. RWers are answering them in the comments section.

About what you would expect.

Questions like this are not going suddenly open any of these lemmings' eyes. They've been properly brain-washed.

[TomInTib]

13. kick

[bonemachine]

14. I'm having fun with this

http://www.beliefnet.com/boards/discussion_list.asp?boardID=425

davelaw40
7/12/2006 1:20 AM


1. What are the Top Seven best things that the Bush Administration has done?
a) tax cuts first they saved us from the Clinton recession-now they sre reducing the deficit

b) re-establishing the war powers of the executive

c) having a clear vision of the International Jihadist threat

d) bringing hope and optimism

e) assuring a Republican majority

f) attempting to address education

g) attempting to address SS




raindog
7/12/2006 3:06 AM

OK, and:

a) Are you aware that no government in the history of civilization, other than the Bush Administration, has lowered taxes during a war?

b) Are you aware that in 2002 the Pentagon knew where al-Zarqawi was and presented three separate plans to kill him, but the Administration refused to act each time?

c) Would you want Donald Rumsfeld to plan your daughter's wedding?

d) How do you explain the President's approval rating going from a high of 90% to the current mid-30%?

e) Since Republicans control the White House, Senate and House of Representatives, how personally responsible are they for conditions in America today?

f) Are you glad liberals passed such programs as Social Security, Medicare, the Civil Rights Act, women's suffrage, federal deposit insurance, unemployment compensation, rural electrification, child labor laws, minimum wages and the 40-hour work week?

g) What are the Top Ten best things that conservatives have given to America?

[AllegroRondo]

15. I love # 33

33. If you were on life support, would you want a doctor you'd never met making a diagnosis about you via remote television?

[GreenTea]

16. Excellent! How well will your Freeper Family & Friends do? Will they

stutter, make excuses, get pissed or plain outright lie?