Worried about Bush`s plans for the world? Think cockroach.

[democrank]

If you`re upset like I was over the violence and bloodshed around the world, take comfort in the fact that George W. Bush controls the world`s only superpower, which explains how he gets to enact his Spreadin` Freedom Plan. We`re number one and he`s The Decider. Workable concept, so don`t fret.

When the young George Bush figured out he didn`t wince at blowing up frogs, he envisioned a natural progression toward blowing up other things. Bigger things. Things that catch on fire. Things that go boom. So, if you see a bunch of fiery balls here and there around the world, it`s only George W. Bush advancing beyond his silly frog days. Relax. It`s part of his normal maturation process.

Until this very afternoon, I was a little on edge about Bush`s Red Hot World Order, but I walked myself through it after reading up on cockroaches. They can live about a month without food and even stay alive for a week after losing their head. Here`s the best part....some say they are resistant to radiation. So, if folks who call the Washington Journal`s Republican line get their way, and we nuke Iran and nuke Iraq and nuke North Korea and maybe even Cuba and Venezuela, there`s great, blessed hope. Something will survive.

[laruemtt]

1. doesn't bode well for homo sapiens,

and i HATE cockroaches, especially the giant gooey palmetto bug types. yuk!!

[brentspeak]

2. Cockroaches, rats --- and Republicans --- will survive the nuclear war

A Garden of Eden for Republicans.

[azurnoir]

3. Ever see Joe's Apartment?

as the cockroachs sang in the title song we've been here for 150,000,000 years and we'll be here for 150,000,00 more after your gone