Caption: Bush today.

[partylessinOhio]

U.S President George W. Bush speaks about the situation in Lebanon while meeting with bi-partisan members of Congress in the Cabinet Room of the White House in Washington July 18, 2006.
















He just keeps looking more deranged.

[Avalux]

1. "But she was asking for it! I've got these magic fingers....SEE?"

:rofl:

[Totally Committed]

8. ROTFLMAO!

That is so good!!! :rofl:

TC

[Avalux]

9. Why thank you!

:hi:

[Lindacooks]

12. LOL!!! That's FABULOUS!!!

[Fridays Child]

2. Toothless shitbag.

[Amy6627]

3. First pic-- I picked this bug out of the German Chancellor's hair.

2nd pic - Speaking to Condi-- Let do it right here on the table.

[Betsy Ross]

4. I was wrong to massage her shoulders,

I really wanted to pinch her (fill in your choice of anatomical part).

[Kurovski]

5. "See, ya gotta hold the lice just so, then pop 'em in yer mouth."

Grooming tips from Commander Cuckoo-Bananas.

[MsKandice01]

13. LOL!!!!

That's hilarious!

[Kurovski]

15. And It's all true.

:-)

[Double T]

6. " I will grope who I want, when I want and where I want........

so help me god!!!"

[Ezlivin]

7. "So, Condi grabbed me by my balls like this..."

"And then made me eat some Rice."

[whistle]

10. Top photo: Hey, fongule

[displacedtexan]

11. Who took my teeth?

I had 'em right cheere in muh hand, dang it!

[bahrbearian]

14. How else would I have a hair sample , unless I had sex with her..

See Condie ,, your not the only woman that wants me.

[MissMarple]

16. But it was just a little twist, Condi. I didn't mean to make it hurt....

uh...honest.

[unkachuck]

17. hey....

....whatsa matta you?....I tella you once, I tella you twice, holda dee anchovies!....

[Blue_In_AK]

18. He looks like he's got blood in his mouth.

[Ouabache]

19. "So I used my thumb like this to shove that hemmorhoid back up

my pink asshole."

(oh, wait, the mike is on?)