A funny Al-Zarqawi joke

[demdiva]

Here's a funny joke I received today.....


Abu al-Zarqawi died. George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates

He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled "It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.

As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared Al-Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

[welshTerrier2]

1. nice ... gotta love those puns ...

here's an oldie but a goodie ...

a guy dies and goes up to heaven ... a guard at the gate says to him: "take a seat ... St. Peter will be right with you" ...

the guy says: "mind if i ask you a question?" ...

the guard says: "ask away" ...

guy: what's up with all those clocks?

guard: oh, those? we have a clock for every single person both living and dead ... every time that person tells a lie, the clock moves ahead one second ... that's how we decide who gets in here ...

guy: whose clock is that? it hasn't moved at all ...

guard: it's the pope's ...

guy: how about that one? it only moved a little ...

guard: that's Abe Lincoln's clock ... good old Honest Abe ...

guy: hey, where's bush's clock?

guard: oh, we don't keep that out here ... Jesus keeps it in his office ... he's using it for a ceiling fan ...

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. The shades of 72 Virginians are not amused.