Smirky - the 72 hour hero

[Doctor_J]

on 9/11/01, he first sits paralyzed and mute for 20 minutes while terrorists attack the nation. Then he runs like a cringing coward away from the trouble, hiding from the people and making up lies about his plane being a target. Finally, 3 days later he appears and makes a "heroic" speech, after all of his handlers have had a chance to clean the shit out of his pants from 9/11.

Last year, while one of the nations great cities was under seige by Hurricane Katrina, Il Dunce' smoodged with John McCain, posed for photos with a presidential guitar, and attended GOP fundraisers. At last the outrage was so enormous that even MSRNC couldn't ignore it, so ChickenSmirk hid for three days, then appeared to give a compassionate speech full of lies about how his FEMA would take care of things and ease the suffering. A photo-op in a helicopter completes the passion play.

Last week, the loser is at a conference with the most pwerful people in the world - all about 10 times smarter than he is. What could develop into WWIII is breaking out in the ME. 4 times he is asked about the dire situation. 4 times he talks about a pig that he's going to eat. People the world over react with astonishment at how ignorant, callous, and downright pathetic the man is. But, after 3 days of preparation by his handlers and lies/obfuscation my the GOP media machine, Commander Yellowstreak is ready to inspire the people with some stupid bromides and lies.

Let's call it the Smirk Rule - anything that happens while he lives in the White House will require him receiving 3 days notice so that he can sober up, get drilled in appropriate almost-applicable platitudes, and have his media minions prep the fawning Limbeciles for his photo-op.

[Whoa_Nelly]

1. You should send that in to your local paper as a LTTE

Maybe change out all nicknames for the Fuckwad to his actual name of * "rofl:

Seriously, your post would make a great LTTE :thumbsup:

[Pacifist Patriot]

10. I agree unreservedly!

[dajoki]

2. Don't forget the massage n/t

[JohnnyLib]

3. The Incredible Shrinking Presidency

just bumbles on. Who will play this guy in the movie? Jim Carrey?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

4. "The Three Days Of The Con-Dork"

[Auntie Bush]

5. Now that's a good idea...perfect casting!

[JohnnyLib]

6. and for Cheney--

Anthony Hopkins?

[Doctor_J]

8. He already did Nixon, so maybe someone else

Ted Levine?

[Stinky The Clown]

7. And today, as tanks marshall on a border, he goes on a campaign .....

......... tour in Colorado for some other Republican losermotherfucker.

The worse shit gets, the more absent this fuckwad is. Iraq was easy at first cuz he was in control. When it went south, he just ignored it.

[elehhhhna]

9. ALl that pig talk was meant to piss off Muslims. Face it.