Draft Republican Children for Iraq

[MethuenProgressive]

18 year olds have to register for the Draft, most who register to vote in the US have to declare a party affiliation, so all we need do is cross reference those two lists. No college deferments, no "suddenly gay" cop outs, no Senator's Son sweetheart deals. Just nab the little bastards, show them which end makes the big noise, and ship them right to Iraq.

[silverojo]

1. Start with the Bush whores...I mean, twins! n/t

[snowbear]

2. The Bush twins (and mom) are up here in Alaska right now...

Vacationing at Denali National Park..



Per the Anchorage Daily News and various television stations: http://www.ktva.com/alaska/ci_4111182

[Mabus]

3. Does that put them in Kim Jong Il's missile range?

Gotta do something to take America's mind off the ME and continued failures in Iraq. :crazy:

[snowbear]

5. Actually it does now that you mentioned it.... and.....

I always wonder why.. when they shot that last missle, no one in the media talked about the one that made it to Alaska's shore in 2003?



They only talked about how this last one that fizzled out.. NOTHING about the earlier one:

...NK Missile Warhead Found in Alaska’

By Ryu Jin
Staff Reporter
The warhead of a long-range missile test-fired by North Korea was found in the U.S. state of Alaska, a report to the National Assembly revealed yesterday.

`According to a U.S. document, the last piece of a missile warhead fired by North Korea was found in Alaska,’ former Japanese foreign minister Taro Nakayama was quoted as saying in the report. ``Washington, as well as Tokyo, has so far underrated Pyongyang’s missile capabilities.’

http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/nation/200303/kt2003030417272311970.htm

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[MethuenProgressive]

7. WTF???

I thought I was paying attention - but how did I (we?) miss this story???

[Mabus]

11. Guess the media couldn't take time away from the Iraq war build-up

I totally missed this story. Great catch. That's pretty interesting.

[MethuenProgressive]

4. McCain's kid joined the Marines

...and since McCain advocates more troops for Iraq I hope that's just where the boy gets sent.

[Totally Committed]

6. Like this kid will EVER see combat!

They'll find a cushy little job for him at some safe embassy or at the Pentagon.

TC

[4bucksagallon]

9. You got that right.

[InaneAnanity]

12. McCain might be a sick bastard..

...and actually hoping his kid gets killed in Iraq.

That would help his presidential hopes, and thats all he seems to care about.

[Totallybushed]

8. We can do that

right after we win an election, or two.

NOvember is important, folks.

[MethuenProgressive]

10. November can't come soon enough!

November is important, folks.

More important than I think most Democrats realize. If the Rebublican retain power the next two years will be pure hell-on-earth for the rest of us.

[madmunchie]

13. Bush Voters = future Iraq Soldiers...Put your ass in the war your vote

supported

Works for me!

[MethuenProgressive]

14. We can use Bush agianst the Bushies

We can use Bush's domestic survailance and records mining against tham. Draft the spawn of Bush supporters!

[BreweryYardRat]

15. *flips bird*

Not all kids take after their parents, jackass. Both of mine are Republicans (although I'm not sure if my Goldwater-style old man voted in the last election).

So, under your new proposal, I get drafted despite being a Dem? At least you were intially willing to focus on the folks who actually registered as Repubs.