zulchzulu
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Mon Aug-14-06 05:51 PM
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Poll question: Things we should pre-emptively give up for "War On Terror" plane travel |
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Edited on Mon Aug-14-06 06:17 PM by zulchzulu
Perhaps we need to just give in FULLY to the terrorists... :grr: since we can no longer bring toothpaste, lip stick, hand lotion and other items on board since we have been told that terrorists have recently figured out how to make explosives :crazy:, maybe we should make our Prezteldent happy by giving up even more when boarding the plane... :scared:
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Mon Aug-14-06 06:00 PM
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1. Yikes...I think you meant "below the waist" |
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Mon Aug-14-06 06:18 PM
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4. The waste below the waist... |
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Mon Aug-14-06 06:00 PM
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2. condoms . . . definitely condoms . . . |
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after all, you could sneak up behind the flight attendant and slip it over her head, thus immobilizing her indefinitely . . . then you sneak into the cockpit and . . . well, you get the idea . . .
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Mon Aug-14-06 06:18 PM
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5. Wow...what a great movie idea! |
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Mon Aug-14-06 06:01 PM
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3. I vote for no flying. bring the industry to it's knees. that'll put |
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pressure on corp. America which we know puts pressure on the administration.
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Thu Aug-17-06 05:05 AM
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Hit them where it hurts and they'll get the powers that be to stop this asinine BS.
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Mon Aug-14-06 06:21 PM
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6. What if I could make a weapon from my visa and various forms of ID? |
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Ha! Foil that plot!
Bwahahahaha!
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Tue Aug-15-06 07:24 AM
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7. Visas and forms of ID could be sharpened on edges...hence they must be... |
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Tue Aug-15-06 08:36 AM
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8. There is no "War on Terror" |
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Edited on Tue Aug-15-06 08:37 AM by derby378
We need to demand that airport security be returned to the way it was before Nero seized office.
Then we can work on improvements to airline security from a view towards real security instead of keeping everyone afraid all the time.
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Wed Aug-16-06 10:03 PM
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9. We should leave notes written in Arabic while claustrophobic home... |
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Thu Aug-17-06 09:42 AM
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11. No Belts, you could whip airline crew with them |
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Fri Aug-18-06 07:11 PM
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13. Imagine what you can do with a belt buckle... |
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Thu Aug-17-06 11:36 AM
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12. I'm all for plugged-up orifices |
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