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Wed Aug-23-06 02:33 PM
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I got a letter today from the national gop congressional committee |
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wanting me to complete a survey and, of course, send them money. An old buddy of mine, almost as liberal as me, thought it would be funny to send them my name and address. He's a sick motherfucker but I do love him and he votes for the dems. There are 18 questions with the basic line - Do you want us to continue to fuck the country with the rock hard leadership of george bush? Signed, lovingly dennis hastert.
Gosh, I might need some suggestions on what to do with the postage paid envelope?!?!?
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Wed Aug-23-06 02:35 PM
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1. Fill out the survey with typical BOSSHOG comments and return it |
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Edited on Wed Aug-23-06 02:36 PM by CottonBear
after you've inserted a large quantity of junk mail into the envelope! Why not? It's postage paid. ;)
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Wed Aug-23-06 02:38 PM
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3. So simple, yet so complex |
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Thanks Cotton Bear. Be myself. I love it; cause as you may know, I can be somewhat rough on those gop type humanoids.
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Wed Aug-23-06 02:49 PM
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Edited on Wed Aug-23-06 02:50 PM by CottonBear
Somehow, Mr. CB got on the RNC mailing list. I have a lot of fun filling out the survey forms and then filling the envelopes as full as possible before mailing. Hint: Use tape to reinforce the envelope and then you can really stuff it full! ;)
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Wed Aug-23-06 02:44 PM
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i used to do that with the Tom DeLay junk mail i got when i lived in Sugar Land.
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Wed Aug-23-06 02:36 PM
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2. How many of the questions involved some kind of fear tactic? |
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Wed Aug-23-06 02:44 PM
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8. In a nutshell, my interpretation of the questions |
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- do you hate gays? - should we revisit roe v wade? - do you want more family "values? - Is a little inconvenience worth the price of security? - Is it time to fuck retirees with some slickly written alternative retirement plan? - Do you agree with our plan to destroy Medicare? - Would you like to see all criminals lined up and shot? - Would you like to see all immigrants lined up and shot? Maybe a double feature with the previous question? - Do you, like us republicans, hate diversity? - Are you so fucking scared that you have to vote for us?
That, in a nutshell, is their questionnaire.
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Wed Aug-23-06 02:49 PM
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:rofl:
...but I don't think it's going to work this time.
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Wed Aug-23-06 02:39 PM
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Make sure that the letter weighs enough so that they have to pay more ;).
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Wed Aug-23-06 02:41 PM
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5. Fill the envelope with all your junk mail for the week |
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Wed Aug-23-06 02:53 PM
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14. Include a picture of Big Dog playing the sax |
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That always makes them crazy. :evilgrin:
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Wed Aug-23-06 02:56 PM
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15. Now that would be my pleasure |
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Thanks for the great suggestion!
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Wed Aug-23-06 02:41 PM
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6. be sure to print one of these out and enclose it too! |
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Wed Aug-23-06 02:41 PM
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I cut up mail order catalogs and old magazines (heavy paper) and neatly stuff as much as I can in the envelope. You know it's correct when you need scotch tape to keep the lid closed.
I've been doing this for years to all those credit card offers. I stuffed an envelope one time that seemed to be a winner. When I went to the PO, the guy behind the counter told me the overdue postage on that return envelope would cost around $2.70.
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Wed Aug-23-06 02:46 PM
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10. Is there any way you can wrap the return envelope around a brick? |
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Wed Aug-23-06 04:08 PM
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16. Postage paid envelope revenge |
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Fill up a box with up to 72 pounds of stuff and tape the envelope to the side of it. It's perfectly legal. More details at: http://www.vertical-visions.com/_temp/postagepaid/index2.html
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Wed Aug-23-06 02:47 PM
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11. rock hard leadership hahahahaha |
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reminds me of a piece by, i think. The Rude One, where he said something like "If Bu$h took a dump on the WH lawn, the press would be falling all over each other to proclaim how strong and unwavering the dump was".
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