PHC Joke: Why is there an oil crisis that affects ANWR, really?

[Festivito]

The oil is in Alasaka and all the dipsticks are in Washington.


one more with WARNING (could be about sex):


BUSH: Where's Cheney?
SS: Sir, didn't you just see three big guys pull him out of here because he have acute angina?
BUSH: Men don't have those.

[Sal Minella]

1. And the Penguin Joke came dressed in a bolero this year.....

What's the difference between a man and a woman --

A woman thinks one man should be willing to fill all of her needs, and
a man thinks all women should be willing to fill his one need.

[Sal Minella]

2. I apologize for killing your thread.

In the context of all the other jokes it didn't sound so bad, but isolated by itself now, I'm just horrified how blatantly sexist it looks.

And I even quoted it wrong (heard the show replayed today):

A woman thinks one man should satisfy her every need and
a man thinks every woman should satisfy his one need.

gah.

Years before the penguin joke, there was the grasshopper joke that wouldn't die:

Grasshopper walked into a bar, and the bartender said, Well Hi there little fella, did you know we've got a drink named after you?

Grasshopper said, That's ridiculous, why would anybody name a drink Bob???