Vermont temperature chart

[LostInTheMaise]

"VERMONT TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART FOR YOUR REVIEW....."

@ +70 degrees Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal
underwear.
People in Vermont go swimming in the rivers.

@ +60 degrees Floridians try to turn on the heat.
People in Vermont plant gardens.

@ +50 degrees Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Vermont sunbathe.

@ +40 degrees Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Vermont drive with the windows down.

@ +32 degrees Distilled water freezes.
Lake Champlain water gets thicker.

@ +20 degrees North Carolinians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves,
and woolly hats.
People in Vermont throw on a flannel shirt.

@ +15 degrees Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Vermont have the last cookout before it gets cold.

@ +10 degrees People in Miami all die...
Mt. Mansfield Union High students lick the flagpole.

@ -20 degrees Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Vermont get out their winter coats.

@ -40 degrees Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Vermont are selling cookies door to door.

@ -60 degrees Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Vermont Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets
cold enough.

@ -80 degrees Mt. St. Helens freezes. >
People in Vermont rent some videos.

@ -100 degrees Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
UVM students get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

@ -297 degrees Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Vermont complain about farmers with cold hands.

@ -460 degrees ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin
scale).
People in Vermont start saying, "S'pose I should throw another log in
the stove?"

@ -500 degrees Hell freezes over.
Vermont's Howard Dean is Elected President

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[Renew Deal]

2. Lighten up

It's actually funny if you take out the Dean part.

[LostInTheMaise]

3. It was a lighthearted joke - no offense intended

Sorry if you were offended. Oh, I am not an asshole but I have one just like you do.

[Gman]

4. Actually, I thought hell froze over at 0K

and then Dean is elected, but I could be wrong.

[farmbo]

5. Last time I heard that one I laughed so hard I wrecked my Studebaker

At least try to come up with some RECENT Dean bashing jokes.