"If only the American people were like his father. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

[Human Torch]

Fucking Norah O'Donnell on Hardball.

She just got all misty-eyed over that bit from Brian Williams' interview with Junior in which he claimed he "explained his policies" to Poppy Bush, and the reply was "I LOVE YOU SON"...

Then she let out a boisterous hen cackle and made the statement in my subject line.

COME BACK, Tweety. All is forgiven.

[Bunny]

1. You simply CANNOT be serious.

Please tell me you made that whole thing up. I don't think I can handle the truth.

[Stinky The Clown]

2. Its true

[Bunny]

3. I weep.

The insipid, vacuous dribble of Norah, et al has reduced me to this: :cry:

You know, just when you think you've heard it all, something like this comes along and tears the scab clean off.

[Human Torch]

6. Word... for... word... transcript. Swear on my LIFE.

Really. 100% the truth.

:patriot:

[No Exit]

4. Norah, practice saying "Paper or plastic?"

Because I think you should change careers.

[Greyhound]

5. Why do you torture yourself this way? It only takes days off of your

life and makes their rating better.
:toast:

[ribrepin]

7. I caught the very end

I was pretty amused @ Norah and whoever she had on her show laughing about Chimp's reading material. Even chimp tools do not believe he's reading Shakespeare and The Stranger. They were all laughing their asses off.

[LittleClarkie]

8. If only the American people had no lips?

What?!