Battlefield Foley (Scientology Alert!)

[mcg]

Gay sex with children, underage drinking, gross e-mails and IMs, Congress, the Republicans, Macaca, rehab … you were probably thinking there was no possible way this story could get better. Oh ye of little faith, how about a heaping helping of Scientology?
First, our trusty Scientology Investigator sent us this detail:

Foley sent his “Gone to Detox Mansion” fax from Clearwater, Florida. Are there any rehab joints there that aren’t run by Scientology? Remember, that’s the same cult that says they can ‘cure’ homosexuality ….

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/scientology/battlefield-foley-204681.php

[madrchsod]

1. will they attach the e-meter to his one eyed snake?

...i guess the guy has tens of thousands of dollars to get those bad
thetans out of his system....what a fucking joke.

[mike_c]

2. a google search turned up one that does not advertise...

...any affiliation with the church of scientology:

http://www.alternative2rehab.com/

on edit-- read the site. I'll bet that's where he is. Sounds pretty plush for rehab.

[lyonn]

6. Plush for sure, more like a 'camp out ' from the media spa

It will be interesting to find out where he is being "treated".

[nealmhughes]

3. OK, new excuse: Xenu made me do it!

[JMDEM]

4. His body thetans were just acting up

His body thetans were just acting up. It wasn't Foley -- it was one of the 1,000 plus body thetans that attached themselves to Foley 73 million years ago when Xenu threw them all in the volcano, lobbed in some hydrogen bombs, then trapped their spirits in magnetic bonds.

Hey -- don't laugh -- we are all in the same boat. And only Scientology can save us. (barf)

[mike_c]

5. god I hate it when that happens....

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