Whoa, Mr. Hastert! HANG IN THERE! Don't resign!

[FormerDittoHead]

Dear Mr. Hastert:

Don't you think you should check out all of your options here???

Don't listen to those Republicans wanting you to resign! They want YOUR power!

Stick it out, Mr. Hastert! FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY, PLEASE DON'T RESIGN!

...for at least 3-4 more weeks!....

[DUyellow]

1. 2nd that

do it for America becuase we don't cut and run... ;)

[WCGreen]

2. When he resigns, they will have to start campaigning

amongst themselves in order to select the next, and probably short-lived, speakership....

Which, we all know, would distract them further from the campaign...

[Duer 157099]

3. In other words, a win-win situation? cool n/t

[Old and In the Way]

4. Remember Denny, you have the Decider's seal of approval.

You've done aheckuva job! Keep up the fight...if you got anything nasty on Boehner, I'd unload now.

[Erika]

5. W backed you completely

Heck of a job Denny or is it Brownie?

[Buck Laser]

6. No, Dubya approves of DANNY Hastert...

He doesn't remember DENNY.

I lived in Denny's district in IL from the time he was first elected in the 80s until May of 2004. The man is as dumb as a box of rocks. Did I mention he was stupid?

[kenny blankenship]

10. I know Denny Hastert. He's a good man--he's a father, a teacher, a coach

None of which precludes the possibility that he's also a child molestor, but it's true that he's a father teacher and a coach. And I dare the Democrats to say he isn't. I've looked into Denny's soul and he's got a good heart. Doctors tell me it's a lot like Kobe beef, which is almost worth its weight in gold. Just melts in your mouth like butter or foie gras. Good head on his shoulders too, although where those shoulders end and his head begins is kind of hard to say. It's kinda like a big blubbery hump that rolls over into a Neanderthal's cranium with no indication of any neck in there at all. And counting his ear canals, he's got seven orifices in his head. Which is totally normal. You may have to forklift some fat folds around, but check it closely and you'll see I'm right on these numbers. Point is, Denny's salt of the earth. In fact he maybe retaining as much as 18% of the world's naturally occuring salt. Neither he nor the colony of flesh eating bacteria he generously hosts would do anything wrong like coverup for a Republican Congressman who witchhunts the internets by day looking to lock up sicko kid dickers while sexually harrassing pages under 18 by night. Neither Denny nor his flesh eating bacterial friends would take money from Jack Abramoff, or coverup for others who did--not that there's anything automatically wrong with money from an idealistic and passionate advocate like Jack Abramoff. What I'm saying is, don't throw Denny overboard. The ship we're on can barely stand these seas as it is without making more waves like that. Stay the course!

[nevergiveup]

7. I feel it is too late

and suspect he will be gone tomorrow.

[Sydnie]

8. Oh, yeah Denny. You're doing a heckofa Job!

:rofl:

[kurth]

9. Fat Hastert must stay. He's good for feeding the

sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads