Subject: CDC Warning of STD

[Divernan]

Subject: CDC Warning


The Centers for Disease Control (CDC) has issued a warning about a
virulent new strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD). The disease
is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lec tim and is pronounced "gonna
re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed
for four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social
personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,
extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new
information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia,
inability to accept responsibility for one's own actions,
cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,
uncontrolled facial smirking,
ignorance of geography and history,
tendencies towards evangelical theocracy,
and categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalists and clinical epidemiologists are amazed at how this
destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in
Texas.

[niallmac]

1. OK. First time I've heard that one and I am greatly amused.

That's the thread I was looking for. Hilarious. Nighty night.