Scariest GOP Halloween costume?

[TechBear_Seattle]

A friend of mine just told me he is doing Halloween in drag this year and will be going as Ann Coulter. That got me thinking....

If you wanted to win a prize for scariest outfit, which Republican would you dress as? Please describe your costume in detail. :hi:

[SteppingRazor]

1. Homeland Security Agent from the Near Future...

complete with all black uniform, jack boots, riot gear and submachine gun.

[mike_c]

2. darth cheney....

I doubt that any further description is needed.

[T Wolf]

3. Back during Daddy B*'s term, I went as Grand Dragon GHWB,

complete with George Sr. mask and full robe regalia. I did get a lot stares and comments.

[LaPera]

4. A Diebold electronic voting machine!

[Epiphany4z]

5. Gonzo

that little no neck nunan just creeps me out

[Drum]

6. This one's easy:

Note: Acting drunk and stupid completes the look. Steal other kids' candy for extra credit.

[calimary]

10. Um, which one's Drunk and which one's Stupid?

[TechBear_Seattle]

13. I don't think the choices are mutually exclusive

:rofl:

[lazyriver]

7. Rumsferatu the Oil Vampire

Buy a life-like Rummy mask, add black cape...that's just about all you'd need.

[BOSSHOG]

8. foley in a trenchcoat??

- limbaugh with two little dominican republic boys
- hannity as an altar boy
- an armed cheney

[Warpy]

9. I dressed up as Nancy Reagan in 1980

and yes, people at that party were scared.

It was a pink boucle suit from a thrift shop, a blond wig, a boater with red white and blue ribbon, and Reagan campaign buttons everywhere. I carried a cheap little flag on a stick and an old lady purse.

I had actually planned to go as a Jehovah's Witness, but the local laundromat was out of the complementary copies of The Watchtower.

Now I'd probably go as that hog that occasionally appears in a picture on DU, a fat, braying fanatic with a purple heart band aid on her chin. The outfit would be very easy to duplicate at a thrift shop.

[madinmaryland]

11. That would definately scare me.

:scared:

[Drum]

12. I am counting on a lot of these to show up,

as foils to the Coulter & Co. versions:

Count me in!

[Rocknrule]

14. He's dressing as Coulter?

Where did he get the Nazi armband, the shotgun, and the KKK hood for that?

[Mad_Dem_X]

15. I dressed as Cheney last year

For work, I wore a Cheney mask with a prisoner's uniform, and carried a piggy bank covered with Halliburton stickers. Most of the other people at work thought it was hilarious. Those that didn't, I told them to lighten up. LOL

Edit: spelling

[election_2004]

16. John Cornyn wearing a "Senate Majority Leader" T-shirt

[AZBlue]

17. Sorry, Ann wins hands-down.

She's ugly inside and out.

[demwing]

18. Barbara Bush - Pregnant

AAAARGGGH!

[judaspriestess]

19. I'll be kathryn harris

[thatsrightimirish]

20. Jean Schmidt