Meet Jerry Weller (pagefuckeR)-IL11

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http://www.wonkette.com/politics/jerry-weller/meet-jerry-weller-208722.php

The Illinois Republican (at right, with Kitty Harris) is married to the lovely Zury Ríos Montt (aka Zury Ríos Sosa, aka Zury Rios-Montt de Weller), daughter of the former military dictator of Guatemala. He’s also scheduled (per various rumor mills) to be outed as the newest subject of our beloved Cocktober Surprise.

But don’t worry, GOPers, this one’s straight as an arrow. The underaged objects of his attention were the lady pagettes.

:puke:

[CottonBear]

1. The other shoe drops...

:puke: These GOP bastards are such goddamn hypocrites. :grr:

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5. He totally looks like the type that would chase high school girls.

The Re:puke: party at its finest.

[CottonBear]

11. Ewwww! I know what you mean. He's smarmy and just plain gross.

:puke:
That Don Johnson stubble is SO unprofessional for a congressman. I hope that he gets punished for his behavior. If I were the girl's parents, I'd be wanting to put the hurt on him. :(

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14. I bet he reads "Barely Legal" eom

[NYCGirl]

15. No, he reads "Not Legal". NT

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17. Isn't that the name of the official RNC handbook? eom

[NYCGirl]

22. LOL!

:rofl:

[Drum]

2. lol!

Cocktober Suprise...ya made me spit on my screen!
:rofl:

[demnan]

3. EWWWWWWW!

Imagine that swarmy bastard making passes at your teenage daughter.

[Critters2]

31. Imagine that smarmy bastard representing you in Congress

Welcome to my nightmare.

[DesertRat]

4. Cocktober Surprise

That's a good one. Whatever it takes to get these evil bastards out of power.

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6. When it comes to nasty sex and politics, Wonkette usually

delivers.

[Tin Man]

18. LOL

:rofl:

[AlamoDemoc]

25. "Cocktober Surprise" Oh, that's priceless!

:toast:

[MADem]

7. The last paragraph was the best!!!

We’re working on getting the details. Meanwhile, this could turn out the be the worst day of Hastert Chief of Staff Scott Palmer’s life, as former House Clerk Jeff Trindahl’s gonna nail him before the ethics committee today.

[DesertRat]

12. Wonder if that will be on C-Span

:crazy:

[MADem]

26. Nawww...it's a "behind closed doors" evolution, dadgumit! NT

[riderinthestorm]

16. Boener also testifies today. And says he told Hastert directly, a year ago

about Foley.

[teriyaki jones]

8. Weller is IL-11, not IL-10, but…

Mark Kirk, who DOES represent Illinois' 10th District, IS rumored to be Gay, for whatever it's worth.

Don't care that he's gay, DO care that he is getting away with painting himself as a moderate. We're trying to fix that.

See: www.kirknbush.com

(disclaimer for shameless self-promotion: I did the Flash video that appears on that site)

tj

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9. He's actually ILlicit, which his how he likes his sex.

Thanks for the feedback.

[teriyaki jones]

10. ILlicit! I love it

They all seem to like it that way. Eeeeewwwwww

[truthisfreedom]

13. Jerry Weller(R-ILlicit)

i think it's gonna stick.

[Critters2]

30. Around here, yes he's my congresscritter, we list him as

Jerry Weller (R-Guatemala)

[Pachamama]

19. Hey, atleast he didn't beat her....

...unlike Don Sherwood :eyes:

I can see the Freepers thinking that this is okay....

Ofcourse, the affair that Clinton had was soooo awful.... :eyes:

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21. Expect the wingnuts to smear the underage victim

as a slut and a seductress.

Mark my words!

[TankLV]

32. and "almost an adult" - by inflating her age.

as opposed to that "child" - 26 year old Monica...

[formercia]

20. I hope this creep doesn't have a security clearance

because with his wife being who she is, it would be the kiss of death at the CIA, but then, maybe not.

[Straight Shooter]

23. Weller may have more trouble on his hands than he bargained for.

It's all about risk to these Repubs, to do these little flings and think they won't get caught. Oh my, the dangerous life of a sexually repressed and obsessed Republican.

Methinks Weller might meet a nasty fate for dissing his wife by boinking a 16-year-old. OTOH, maybe in Guatemala they might say bravo to the philandering POS. Here in the States, I think this could be the tipping point for a lot of voters.

"Cocktober surprise." That's priceless! :7

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24. His wife is the daughter of a mas-murdering Guatemalan

dictator.

How do you think daddy will take the news that his little girl has been shamed and humiliated and his family honor insulted by her low-life husband?

[Straight Shooter]

27. I wasn't quite sure, but that's the guy I was thinking of.

The GOP remaining in power is probably now the least of Weller's problems. Heh.

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28. IL Lawmaker Refers New Page Incident to Panel

http://mywebtimes.com/ottnews/archives/ottawa/display.php?id=277316

Weller refers incident to House

EDWARD FELKER, [e-mail], 202-277-2487
Posted Online: 2006-10-20

WASHINGTON -- Rep. Jerry Weller, R-Morris, through his election attorney, moved Thursday to inform the House that a former male page or intern may have been the subject of inappropriate attention from another lawmaker, Weller's campaign manager said Thursday.

Steven Shearer said the congressman was not prepared to reveal the identity of the youth, the timing, nor the identity of the lawmaker, but felt confident that a former page or intern was "inappropriately invited to a social function by another congressman."

Weller and his staff learned of the alleged incident through conversations with reporters and others Thursday.

Shearer said Weller directed his campaign attorney to inform the House Page Board and the House Ethics Committee of the incident. The committee is investigating inappropriate contacts by former Rep. Mark Foley, R-Fla., with former pages and the handling of the matter by House leaders and staff.

Foley, 52, resigned abruptly late last month when it was revealed he had carried on explicit text message conversations with underage male pages.

Shearer said Weller's name came up before the page inquiry within the last week, but as far as the congressman knows, solely in the context that he was the sponsor of the page or intern in question.

He said neither the congressman nor his office ever knew of the invitation, what became of the incident, and have yet to confirm the identity of the former page or intern.

He said the congressman would provide whatever information might be asked of him by the Page Board or the committee, and stressed that neither had contacted Weller for any reason.

"When it comes down to it, we are very, very confident that's the extent of anything associated with Congressman Weller," Shearer said.

Congressional pages are high school juniors who work, live and study on Capitol Hill for one or two semesters. Their duties include ferrying messages and running errands.

Shearer could not confirm whether Foley or another lawmaker is the subject of Weller's notice to the House.

House leaders and staff have come under scrutiny for failing to act more forcefully when they first learned of non-explicit contact by Foley with a page after that person left Washington. The contact alarmed the page and his parents, and they relayed their concerns to the page's sponsor, Rep. Rodney Alexander, R-La., who in turn told House leaders.

His concerns came some months after Foley's chief of staff, Kirk Fordham, says he informed Rep. John Shimkus, R-Collinsville and chair of the three-member House Page Board, of his concerns over Foley's behavior. At that time, Shimkus and then-House Clerk Jeff Trandahl warned Foley to cease contact with pages, but did not inform the board nor the Ethics Committee.

The unconfirmed mention of Weller in the page inquiry had inspired intense speculation on Democratic-leaning Internet Web blogs about what role he might have played. Shearer accused the congressman's opponents of leaking his name in connection with the page inquiry, and said it came from "national Democrats what want to put another seat in play for free."

Weller's 11th Congressional District seat has been considered relatively safe by independent observers in recent weeks, though predictions of a disastrous Nov. 7 election for incumbent Republicans have many Democrats hoping that the party will post unexpected victories in seats like Weller's.

The race, however, has yet to attract big money from national party organizations on either side, indicating Weller is thought to hold the advantage over Democratic opponent John Pavich, a Beecher attorney and political newcomer.

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29. "Finally, a Republican Child Molester Whose Fingers Don't Smell of. . ."

Wonkette is reporting that the next Republican "Pagefucker" (ahhh, Wonkette) who will be outted will be Jerry Weller from Illinois, who recently tried to blow hot air up the asses of a delegation of students from Olivet Nazarene University (Bourbonnais, IL) who visited him in DC to ask him what, as a member of the house international relations committee, he was doing about the 20,000+ children abducted each year in Uganda's civil war and forced to engage in murder, rape, kidnapping, cannibalism and torture. Clearly the students lost him at "mmmm child-ren". - Wonkette, Daily Journal

http://www.laist.com/archives/2006/10/19/finally_a_republican_child_molester_whose_fingers_dont_smell_of_teenage_boys_and_other_us_gop_am_news.php