It's 6am EST- Osama Bin Thawed Yet?

[dapper]

Waiting...waiting for that October Surprise. Something's got to give. Do you suppose the delay is due to Osama not being properly freezer wrapped and his body is suffering a bit of the freezer burn?

In the meanwhile, we find out that Muhsin Musa Matwalli Atwah was killed in an airstrike:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/10/24/alqaeda.operative/index.html

While I'm at it, can we start a list of replacement quotes for "Stay the Course".

I didn't mean stay the course, I meant:
1. Continue on in the same direction
2. Keep the straight and narrow.
3. Keep on, keep on, movin' on...(Brady Bunch)
4.
5.
6.
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Let me hear from you!

Dap

[rfranklin]

1. One more turn in the microwave and he'll be Mushy bin Laden...

The freezer burn will be labeled "wounds sustained during a pitched battle."

[Kutjara]

2. I can just see Ozzie B...

...being paraded in front of the media, bobbing around like a Thunderbirds character as a crew of puppeteers control his mouldering corpse from the rafters. There'll be the distinct whiff of decay and formaldehyde, and his voice will appear strangely mechanical and not in sync with his lips. But the media will gobble it up uncritically and America will rejoice that the greatest menace of all time has been captured.

Two years later, they'll put a skeleton on trial and sentence it to death.

[dapper]

3. you're SICK! :-)

Sick I tell you! :yourock:

Osama Bin Burned...