Republican wives listen up!

[WestSeattle2]

Whisker burns on your husband's testicles are a clear indication that something has run amok in your marriage. Please, don't wait for the news crews to show up at your front door, or confront your family in your SUV.

IT'S IMPERATIVE THAT YOU INSPECT YOUR HUSBAND'S TESTICLES THIS VERY EVENING!!!

Remember, whisker burns on testicles can be indicative of non-heterosexual sex.

Well, unless YOU haven't shaved in a few days.

Peace Out.

[Kerrytravelers]

1. This is more Lounge fodder.

And kind of... um... well... I guess words are failing me.

[gfnrob]

2. Most of these wives

can just check the jar they have on thier nightstand, that's where the old mans balls are.

[1620rock]

3. Whisker burns prove nothing...Repuplican wives have more...

...body hair than a chimpanzee.

[jaysunb]

4. I shouldn't be laughing at this

but it's really funny ! You might remind them to re-rent Brokeback Mountain too. There are some real helpful tips there.....

[WestSeattle2]

5. Indeed, I imagine republican "fishing" trips are the only

fishing expeditions that require personal lubricants......

Brings to mind that old republican saying:

"You go hunting with Dick you get shot in the face, you go fishing for dick and no telling who will find out"......

But hey, if you ONLY DO METH AND MASSAGE ANOTHER MAN, well than everything will be just fine. Nothing to see here, move along, as they say.

:popcorn:

[The Magistrate]

6. Locking

Rules require maturity be shown in discussions of human sexuality.