Pukes' new mantra: We look forward to working across the aisle.

[Doremus]

Every puke interviewed tonight has said they're looking forward to working across the aisle with their Democratic colleagues.

GAG ME WITH A SILVER SPOON.

For 6 years they're ramrods, now they're statesmen? Dems might as well have been non-existent on every piece of legislation in terms of input and bipartisanship -- hell, half the time they didn't even bother to give them draft copies -- NOW they want to WORK TOGETHER?

Take a flying leap.

[quiet.american]

1. Yeah -- well I look forward to their perp walks. n/t

[BattyDem]

2. Since when?

Assholes! :grr:

We will NEVER forget that you made John Conyers hold hearings in a BASEMENT!
We will NEVER forget the Sensenbrenner TURNED OFF the microphones while the Democrats were speaking!
We will NEVER forget that you IGNORED your CONSTITUTIONAL DUTY of oversight and put loyalty to your party before loyalty to your country!

[durtee librul]

3. Oh well, we can

work together.....to put them all in prison where they belong...and just let dead eye dick say he dont' need no stinkin' subpoena......well, better charge up that pacemaker battery bud, you're gonna need it for all the 'action' coming your way. Maybe Lynn can romanticize what is going to happen to you in words you will understand....Like FUCK YOU on working together....the only work I want to do together is to get all of you fitted for orange suits and wrist jewelry. Bite me, every damn one of you.

(ok, now my mother is probably telling me to be 'christian' and be nice and accept their offer.....not a chance ma....too much water under the bridge)

[ninkasi]

4. I'm quite sure

that we will work across the aisle with them just as much as they worked with us when they held a majority. In fact, I'm counting on it.
:sarcasm:

[gratuitous]

5. Let's work together, GOP: Sign the confession

And we'll try to persuade the Justice Department to ask for leniency in sentencing.

Get ready for two years, folks.

[The Jacobin]

6. I look forward to the repugs working in the dark in the basement

fuck'em

Full speed ahead on the impeachment!

[Doremus]

7. Pelosi should smile sweetly and twist the knife.

Take a page from the repuke rulebook:

Publicly extend the olive branch so all the pukes at home think 'those Dems aren't so bad,'

then freeze them out.

Wanna have a meeting? There's a great room in the dungeon for you.
Wanna get a bill out of committee? Turn blue and die.
Wanna see the legislation we're passing? Fuck off.


Payback baby.

[Blue-Jay]

8. I have an idea: Suck my ass across the aisle.

Joo got some 'splainin' to do, dickheads.

[calimary]

9. I look forward to reaming them a new one. Or two. Or maybe 234.

FUCK 'em.

Just FUCK 'em.