New columnist Chuck Norris on Fox tonight...

[mikeybabe125]

Chuck Norris, the newest (and the toughest) WND columnist will sit in the crossfire between "Hannity & Colmes" tonight on Fox News Channel.

Norris' first weekly column in WND was the most well-read debut column in the history of the online news service that launched commentary careers by Bill O'Reilly, David Limbaugh and dozens of other literary stars.

News of his latest endeavor was reported in USA Today and dozens of other news services and blogs.

Norris got political in his election eve column Monday – urging support for Republicans so that his friend, President Bush, would have the support he needs in Congress to win an honorable victory in Iraq.

What will Chuck Norris talk about with Sean Hannity and Alan Colmes? The same things he writes about in his WND column – anything he wants.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52866
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If any of you guys saw Chucks late-night infomercials that were not involved in a shitty fitness machine, you will see he fits right on FOX. A whole new reason to revive the Chuck jokes 10 fold...

[Mythsaje]

1. Great... another has-been action hero flexing his muscles

for the RW spin machine.

Could he be any more irrelevant?

[sweetheart]

4. Jet li would whoop Chuck Norris' behind

Its all downhill when your career hits FAUX, that's muchs' fer shure.

[Mythsaje]

15. Any of the ninja turtles could've whipped chuck's behind...

Including the puppet that played the rat.

:evilgrin:

He's to martial arts what Ted Nugent is to music. A relatively minor talent with an inflated sense of his own importance.

[Richard Steele]

2. Holy crap! CHUCK NORRIS JOKES are gonna make a comeback?

It's a GREAT time to be alive!

[Ringo84]

3. Eccch

I was beginning to like Chuck Norris until
1. I found out how absolutely crappy "Walker Texas Ranger" was, and
2. what a fundy he was. He was on TBN promoting some asinine measure to "bring the Bible back in public school".

:puke:
Ringo

[Erika]

5. Radical Faux, etc

are now good for laughs.

[mikeybabe125]

6. ya notice...

he says "his friend" George * :puke: ... I cant wait to see the Chuck Norris jokes that will come from this, it's only a matter of time

Although I will give Chuck credit for snappy style, thats about it

[Azathoth]

7. Why is it always the sorta-likable washed-up action stars who go insane?

Gibson, Arnold, Chuck...

Why the hell couldn't it be somone like Van Damme or Seagal.

[Richard Steele]

9. They don't really go "insane".

They're ACTORS. They "go" wherever they can find work.

[w13rd0]

10. I can't believe you forgot...

...Stephen Baldwin, with the EXTREME JESUS!!!

[Azathoth]

13. Technically, I never thought Stephen Baldwin was "sorta-likable"...

:smoke:

[Mythsaje]

14. Seagal WAS a serious badass...

Chuck was a competition fighter who got famous. Big whoop.

I won't even weigh in on Van Damme. I think he was a dancer or something.

Anyway...I would hope that being a 7th Dan black belt in Aikido would convey some level of grounding, considering that Aikido is as much a philosophy as it is a martial art.

I do understand Seagal's a bit arrogant, but...well, now he's fat and his movies suck. His first, "Above The Law," absolutely rocked.

The last thing Chuck did that was worth a damn was...ummm...eh...huh...nevermind.

[Erika]

8. It should be World Nut Daily

Chuck Norriss? Why doesn't he volunteer his ass to Iraq to train the Iraqi troops, if he thinks he's so great?

[JI7]

11. i remember when Bush said Chuck Norris was his favorite actor

[Mythsaje]

12. Calling Chuck Norris an "actor" in the first place

is quite a stretch. And favorite? Sheesh.

[On the Road]

16. Superman USED to Wear Chuck Norris Pajamas

Now he wears Howard Dean pajamas.

[LaPera]

17. Kick boxing imaginary democrats? Tough!

[Hieronymus]

18. Bush has said that Chuck Norris is his favorite actor.

:rofl: